The Fucked up News of the Day

[B_Metal]

Dumb arse

http://www.ajc.com/news/henry/police...f-1195531.html

This is the greatest thing ever. THANK YOU LOLA!!

[Martin]

Some Philipino freak + cosmetic surgery = Superman.

Somehow, that motherfucker forgot to add MUSCLES to his Asian frame.

And somehow, this story is worse than Superman 3 and 4 COMBINED.

[Lisa]

Someone should just point out the obvious, which is that he looks like a chick.

[Captain Russ]

Just another "Bangkok chickboy." This time with a cape.

[Martin]

And a budget.

[Lisa]

And an agenda.

[BillyG]

FBI, DEA disrupt plot by elements of Iran government to kill Saudi envoy to U.S. on American soil, U.S. official says.

Well, this can't be good.

[Captain Russ]

"That is bullshit!" cries Master Bates in Oliver Twist stage play.

[Abraham Smashington]

yesssss.

Kids will have to resort to the tactics we had to use back in the day.

[Captain Russ]

The return to the days of forest porn is upon us.

[Abraham Smashington]

HECK YEAH TO DIRTY MATTRESS FOREST PORN

[Matt]

FBI, DEA disrupt plot by elements of Iran government to kill Saudi envoy to U.S. on American soil, U.S. official says.

Well, this can't be good.

Acknowledging that you scooped me by a few minutes.

[B_Metal]

FBI, DEA disrupt plot by elements of Iran government to kill Saudi envoy to U.S. on American soil, U.S. official says.

Well, this can't be good.

Awww shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

You guys, there are more important matters at hand. DIRTY MATTRESS FOREST PORN!

[Captain Russ]

Seriously, I'm taking a vacation to the UK for forest porn.

There'll be an Isle of White next to the Isle of Wight.