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  • Originally posted by Anderson View Post
    I'll stop before the prolapse.
    Such a good boy...
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    • Anderson will however use a chainmail glove, because of the proper decorum related to the occasion.
      BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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      • "Hooohhh dee derp derp derp, derpy derp derp derp, ho dee derp derp derp derp derp..."

        http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...o_be_bloc.html
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        • BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • It's... it's just one of those pick-me-ups when you're down, you know? As I work to someday change jobs, make more money, buy my own apartment, even when there are days when I feel like I'm on life's eternal hamster wheel, it's somehow comforting to know, "At least I'd never mistake a block of wood with an Apple logo painted on it for an iPad."
            Last edited by Lisa; 08-30-2011, 02:49 PM.
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            • STEVEN SEAGAL!

              CHICKEN KILLER!

              PUPPY KILLER!
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              • OK I'll admit it...if I were single I'd do her ass.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • To clarify, I wouldn't just 'do' her ass, I'd teach it the meaning of the word respect. I'd render it unshittable.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • In all seriousness (and yes, I was kidding)...I always liked her voice. 'Lion and the Cobra' was a really, REALLY good album. Current footage of her singing seems to indicate that she's still 'got it', vocally. Good for her.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • Sure he sucked during all of his seasons on Survivor. So run for Governor!
                      Originally posted by Ari
                      The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                      • God, I fucking hated that guy. The way the American viewing public kissed his ass, when he was really nothing more than a self-centered gas bag.
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                        • Yeah players from the Pearl Islands cast have said on several occasions Rupert was a total prick during that show but it didn't fit the producers' "narrative" of him being the sweet natured pirate. So that shit got cut.
                          Originally posted by Ari
                          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                          • He's running for Governor of Indiana. It's not like it matters.
                            My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


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                            • Here's another hype one for ya

                              VIP

                              Let's kick it

                              https://s3.amazonaws.com/PHR_Reports...es-Aug2011.pdf

                              (page 12 is where the shit hits the fan, then reconstitutes itself like a poo-encrusted T-1000, and does a belly flop back into the fan again ad infinitum)
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • RAGE!!!!

                                http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...y_jackpot.html

                                Motherfuckingassholejerkoffmotherfuckerdickheaddou chebag...
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