The Fucked up News of the Day

[Martin]

Fuck that fat douche...

[Abraham Smashington]

Here's another hype one for ya

VIP

Let's kick it

https://s3.amazonaws.com/PHR_Reports...es-Aug2011.pdf

(page 12 is where the shit hits the fan, then reconstitutes itself like a poo-encrusted T-1000, and does a belly flop back into the fan again ad infinitum)

[Timothy225]

RAGE!!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...y_jackpot.html

Motherfuckingassholejerkoffmotherfuckerdickheaddou chebag...

If he had any class or style, he'd donate most if not all the winnings to a charity or something ("$107 million? Well, let's beat the ever lovin' shit out of breast cancer and AIDS!"). Instead, he donates 50K, then buys a BMW.

Ass.

My father always taught us "If you make or win a huge amount of cash, you HAVE to do something to help folks out with it. You're damn lucky to have a roof over your head, food in your gut, your bills paid, etc. A lot of folks don't have any of that, and it's your responsibility to rectify that."

[Chris Miller]

His father, Robert McCarthy, earned $1.2 million in 2009, according to Forbes.com.

Owning a Nationwide chain of Hotels apparently pays less than being a middle rung crack dealer.

[Lisa]

My father always taught us "If you make or win a huge amount of cash, you HAVE to do something to help folks out with it. You're damn lucky to have a roof over your head, food in your gut, your bills paid, etc. A lot of folks don't have any of that, and it's your responsibility to rectify that."

Your dad is good peoples, Tim!

[Timothy225]

Both my parents are, Lisa. Absolutely lucked out on that one.

[V]

RAGE!!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...y_jackpot.html

Motherfuckingassholejerkoffmotherfuckerdickheaddou chebag...

Well, it's official.

Fuck life and everything in it. There is no justice. There are no rewards for the righteous and honorable. Your fucking life fucking sucks, and fucking scumbags will always fucking win.

[Abraham Smashington]

it's the fucking lottery guise.

[Abraham Smashington]

Russ's link is way more RAGE worthy.

[Timothy225]

Absolutely, Rob. Qadaffi and his crew can never be dead enough based on that report.

[Lola]

Your dad is good peoples, Tim!

THIS

[Lisa]

What the fucking hell?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...rtoon_sho.html

[Captain Russ]

It's not even to scale!

What a fucking dumbass.

[BillyG]

Yeah, big story here right now. The owner handled it well though, and the customer isn't being a big litigious asshole. Just a dipshit bartender being a dipshit.

[Martin]

It's not even to scale!

I don't wanna hear your excuses! It has to be at least... three times bigger than this!