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Originally posted by Abe Smashington View PostJeff just watched Heavy Metal.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Originally posted by Matt View PostWe used to get hammered and go see midnight showings of that film back in the 80s. Its amazing just how badly the film grinds to a fucking halt in the last sequence.
Was that the one where naked warrior woman takes a dip, puts some shit on, takes to the skies on PIGFAT the Pterodactyl, and slaps some ogre shit?
If so, that part was pretty awesome. Especially the "swimming with Snowwhitebush" part.Me quick one want slow
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That's the part. On its own, it works great and is bonerworthy. The pacing is so slow compared to what precedes it that it simply does not work, though.
Good nyborg manOriginally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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It's all over the map tonally, but the pacing only really becomes an issue in that final act. That's all about long, artistic shots that show off the animation. The story becomes secondary to the presentation and it becomes boring...even with the cartoon nudity.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Originally posted by BillyG View PostNow they're saying Iran was offering a Mexican cartel $1.5m to pull off the hit. Whoa."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Originally posted by BillyG View PostNow they're saying Iran was offering a Mexican cartel $1.5m to pull off the hit. Whoa.
The Zeta's don't get outta bed to chainsaw someone up for less than $2.2.Me quick one want slow
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Sadly, this is news of fucking idiots from my fair city. Stupid dumbshits:
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...tle_he_wa.html
I mean, really now - how fucking dumb do you have to be to think a bottle full of prescription meds is an acceptable substitute for a baby rattle?2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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See, now Bruce Wayne would have never had that stupid Bell Biv Devoe hairdo.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!
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