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  • The very first porn I ever did see was located in the forest. It was barbarian themed and had mushrooms growing on it.

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    • Originally posted by PHEDG View Post
      The very first porn I ever did see was located in the forest. It was barbarian themed and had mushrooms growing on it.
      That means it's good and ripe.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • Jeff just watched Heavy Metal.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • The first time I saw that movie, I immediately came and started farting.*

          I can't look at rotoscoped imagery anymore unless I am in the confines of my home.


          *not really, but it began a one-sided relationship that lives on to this day
          Me quick one want slow

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          • Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
            Jeff just watched Heavy Metal.
            We used to get hammered and go see midnight showings of that film back in the 80s. Its amazing just how badly the film grinds to a fucking halt in the last sequence.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • Originally posted by Matt View Post
              We used to get hammered and go see midnight showings of that film back in the 80s. Its amazing just how badly the film grinds to a fucking halt in the last sequence.
              Which one was that?

              Was that the one where naked warrior woman takes a dip, puts some shit on, takes to the skies on PIGFAT the Pterodactyl, and slaps some ogre shit?

              If so, that part was pretty awesome. Especially the "swimming with Snowwhitebush" part.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • That's the part. On its own, it works great and is bonerworthy. The pacing is so slow compared to what precedes it that it simply does not work, though.

                Good nyborg man
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • The trial of Space Captain Lantern-jaw del Homicidal-mania lasted, what, ten minutes or so?

                  The vignettes seemed to be kind of all over the place in terms of length and pacing.

                  Fuck, now I wanna watch it again.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • It's all over the map tonally, but the pacing only really becomes an issue in that final act. That's all about long, artistic shots that show off the animation. The story becomes secondary to the presentation and it becomes boring...even with the cartoon nudity.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • Now they're saying Iran was offering a Mexican cartel $1.5m to pull off the hit. Whoa.

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                      • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                        Now they're saying Iran was offering a Mexican cartel $1.5m to pull off the hit. Whoa.
                        Yeah, saw that tidbit on the local news just a bit ago. Total WTF moment for me.
                        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                        • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                          Now they're saying Iran was offering a Mexican cartel $1.5m to pull off the hit. Whoa.
                          Is it strange to have the reaction of "if that's all they offered, no wonder they wouldn't take the job."

                          The Zeta's don't get outta bed to chainsaw someone up for less than $2.2.
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • Sadly, this is news of fucking idiots from my fair city. Stupid dumbshits:

                            http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...tle_he_wa.html

                            I mean, really now - how fucking dumb do you have to be to think a bottle full of prescription meds is an acceptable substitute for a baby rattle?
                            2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                            INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                            • WHATTHEFUCK?
                              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                              • See, now Bruce Wayne would have never had that stupid Bell Biv Devoe hairdo.
                                2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                                INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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