The Fucked up News of the Day

[V]

I don't wanna hear your excuses! It has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

I lerb yew!

[Lisa]

I lerb hiim tew!

[Bdubbs2010]

How the hell?!

http://www.whas11.com/home/Girl-with...-83447222.html

[Abraham Smashington]

hahaaha

[Lisa]

That truly sounds like something our gym teacher during freshman year of high school would have told us to keep from petting. "YOU CAN GET PREGNANT EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO VAGINA!!! DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER, EVER EVER EVER!" She was always trying to scare us with shit like that!

[Captain Russ]

Well at least he isn't sugar coating it like some assholes out there.

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[Lola]

How the hell?!

http://www.whas11.com/home/Girl-with...-83447222.html

And yet,she had TWO guys knife fighting over her??? Dayum, she must give good head!

[V]

I'm just going to keep my mouth shut...

[B_Metal]

I C WUT U DEED THAR!!

[Lisa]

Finally! Putting rest to that tired old myth that models never eat:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati..._to_get_o.html

[PHEDG]

Sounds like another Ravenous fan.

[Lisa]

You know how when you say to someone you love, "You're so cute, I could eat you up!"? She really meant it!

In my family, the grandparents always say that in Italian to the little kids - "You're so cute, I'm gonna mangia vivo!" Which lead to my best friend in HS and I saying it to cute boys in the hallway.

Anyway... I digress... SHE COOKED AND ATE HER FUCKING HUSBAND!!! With BBQ sauce! Fried him up and put BBQ sauce on him, folks!

[Martin]

Rob, that Avatar Fleshlight is getting nearer...

[Lola]

You know how when you say to someone you love, "You're so cute, I could eat you up!"? She really meant it!

In my family, the grandparents always say that in Italian to the little kids - "You're so cute, I'm gonna mangia vivo!" Which lead to my best friend in HS and I saying it to cute boys in the hallway.

Anyway... I digress... SHE COOKED AND ATE HER FUCKING HUSBAND!!! With BBQ sauce! Fried him up and put BBQ sauce on him, folks!

I suppose HE was the Thanksgiving turkey?? Sorry,I went there

[Lola]

Dumb arse

http://www.ajc.com/news/henry/police...f-1195531.html