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  • #91
    It just seems silly to me, I guess, even under the guise of protecting children. By that same logic, jumping off a ladder should also be against the law...

    Laws are weird.
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    • #92
      If we keep child-proofing everything, how are they going to learn?

      I remember I put a fork in an electrical outlet once.

      Once.
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      • #93
        Yeah, our house is nigh upon bulletproof, from either things that can hurt my kid, or things my kid can hurt. Reflecting on how my parents did the opposite, I'm amazed that I'm alive, and didn't burn the house down.
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        • #94
          Yep, I remember one thing from my childhood VIVIDLY. FIRE=HOT
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • #95
            Why I didn't give a shit about those rebellions in Egypt, Libya, etc...
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            • #96
              It's like being the lone Guy Whitey Corngood woman in a crowd of sexually repressed men is a bad idea or something...
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #97
                I'm not going to discount the rebellions based on what a lone group of shitheads did to her, but that IS terrible.
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                • #98
                  I'm fine with sending female journalists in shitty Islamic countries. Just give them some weapons.

                  And that rebellion? Guess what? It's was all for nothing.

                  The Islamic Brotherhood is gonna take over. It's sadly the case...
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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
                    You'd be surprised how many kids huff co2 cartridges.
                    Whippets were the shit.
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                    • Originally posted by Martin View Post
                      I'm fine with sending female journalists in shitty Islamic countries. Just give them some weapons.

                      And that rebellion? Guess what? It's was all for nothing.

                      The Islamic Brotherhood is gonna take over. It's sadly the case...
                      yeaaahhh...that's what blows. So seconded on all of that.
                      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

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                      • I don't hate Arabs. I hate what I became because of them.

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                        • I guess this is what happens when you're cumming all the time for 25 years.

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                          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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                          • I smell Arnold's next action-epic.

                            This will be the bulk of story for that Commando sequel.
                            Originally posted by Ari
                            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                            • Way to go, capitol hill cumfarts.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • HOCKEN, WHAT THE FUCK?

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                                Last edited by Captain Russ; 05-15-2011, 09:44 PM.
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