The Fucked up News of the Day

[Lisa]

Okay, so that's a story that has it all. He said/(s)he said, transgender incest, consensual incest vs. non-consensual incest, etc. Yeesh!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Look, kids, Corey Feldman wants some more attention!

[B_Metal]

What bothers me is that he's "writing a book." How about just outing the shit heads who did it instead of making a buck off of it?

[Lisa]

Look, kids, Corey Feldman wants some more attention!

So wait, this is a guy who spent his childhood hanging around with Michael Jackson, and he blames OTHER guys for molesting him?

[Captain Russ]

Do you know who you are talking about, Josh of Joshington?

It's Feldog. He needs money. Always. It is a constant, like the triple point of water.

[FilmNerdJamie]

So wait, this is a guy who spent his childhood hanging around with Michael Jackson, and he blames OTHER guys for molesting him?

The thought of him at Jackson's funeral dressed up like him still makes me chuckle.

[Captain Russ]

You sick fuck

[FilmNerdJamie]

Yeah...that won't come back to haunt him...

[Lisa]

"EEEEHHHHHHRRRR...." (Or whatever that sound was she'd make when she knew a bad decision had been made...)

[Lisa]

Oh, yup, keeping it klassy here in The Big Apple:

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.1002304

It's fucking uncalled for - did they think she wouldn't see that?

And as far as I'm concerned, the only thing the customer did wrong was order from Papa John's (which is addressed at the bottom of the article. It's NY, people!).

[Chris Miller]

Oh, yup, keeping it klassy here in The Big Apple:

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.1002304

It's fucking uncalled for - did they think she wouldn't see that?

And as far as I'm concerned, the only thing the customer did wrong was order from Papa John's (which is addressed at the bottom of the article. It's NY, people!).

“Some of the tweets I’ve gotten back are, ‘Why are you going to Papa John’s when you live in New York City?’” she said.

For real, though...

[FilmNerdJamie]

It's fucking uncalled for - did they think she wouldn't see that?

"Don't worry, dude, they can't read with their chinky eyes!"

Ah, racism!

[Chris Miller]

She's got a fun stage name now, though...

[Captain Russ]

[FilmNerdJamie]

You just won the Internet, good Sir...