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  • #421
    Originally posted by Lisa View Post
    Everyone knows KFC's Extra Crispy is the only chicken worth cooch-poppin' for.

    Or, you know, uuuhhh, so I've heard!


    Why, ah declare, Miss Lisa! It looks like you have the VAPORS! Somebody get this fine flower of femininity a wet nap, y'all!

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    • #422
      AND MASHED POTATOES!!!
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      • #423
        fuck yes on the mashed potatoes. Best part of any KFC meal.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #424
          If we're talking superior mashed taters n gravy, Popeyes is King.
          Originally posted by Ari
          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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          • #425
            There's a Scientology magazine?
            Originally posted by Ari
            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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            • #426
              Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
              If we're talking superior mashed taters n gravy, Popeyes is King.
              But the chicken's not as good as KFC.
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              • #427
                Originally posted by Lisa View Post
                But the chicken's not as good as KFC.
                Agreed.
                Originally posted by Ari
                The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                • #428
                  Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
                  Agreed.
                  So it appears we'd be making two separate trips for our heart-stoppingly bad for us fast food. KFC for chicken, Popeye's for mashed potatoes and gravy.

                  Get in the car.
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                  • #429
                    I've done that actually once...

                    Surprisingly Eh.
                    Originally posted by Ari
                    The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                    • #430
                      Originally posted by Lisa View Post
                      So it appears we'd be making two separate trips for our heart-stoppingly bad for us fast food. KFC for chicken, Popeye's for mashed potatoes and gravy.

                      Get in the car.
                      Shotgun!
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #431
                        Speaking of which - because really, this is perfect - it's bad food related and it's Fucked Up. I'm sure you've all read by now that Paula Deen has copped to having been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes three years ago - AND refuses to change her lifestyle. Okay then.

                        Anyway, there was a great article about how she could still rake in bazillions and be healthy:

                        http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nati...portunity.html

                        She probably won't do it, because that wouldn't line her pocket quite as well, but it's a good, sensible read.
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                        • #432
                          You know what? Yeah she should do the responsible thing and take care of herself but I kind of dig that Paula is like.....
                          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                          • #433
                            Her food sucks. Let her eat herself to death on her throne of money.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #434
                              Honestly I've never tried any of her recipes. Something about 4 sticks of butter in a simple salad just seems wrong.
                              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                              • #435
                                I still haven't tried a recipe that I saw on one of her shows,but I did store away for later
                                It's a recipe for bread pudding that starts out with 2 dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts,hahahahaha....
                                “Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.”

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