Mad Mel

[Shit Dickface]

Yeah, absolutely. I'm definitely wondering what all's going on on her side, but at the same time I'm seeing other guys completely taking up for him and it's like "Okay, regardless of what she said, this still outs him as a racist, sexist asshole. You're STIIIILLL gonna go to bat for this dude that you don't even really know?"

[Abraham Smashington]

I just want to see the damn Beaver flick.

[Nathan]

The true victim is the beav.

[Matt]

I'm going to make Mel's 'What? WHAT??!!' into my ringtone.

[Captain Russ]

Couldn't they have left this bullshit until the Beaver was out there in the ether, banging chicks, solving murders, and surfing on waves of bathtub gin?

[V]

Or...


"But first, yer gonna..." then have it switch to a goofy song.

[Ed Hocken]

The true victim is the beav.

But the winner in all of this is Timothy Dalton. Who on an unrelated note looks kind of like my dad.

[Captain Russ]

Lol Wut

[Ed Hocken]

Just throwing out random shit.

[Matt]

Just flinging poo around.

What, are you German???

[Ed Hocken]

Of all the people to question my randomness, it has to be Russ?

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

And yes, I am basically German. Kinda sorta.

[V]

What, are you German???

No...

Werfen Sie einfach Scheiße herum...

NOW, he's German!

[Captain Russ]

My shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

[Lisa]

Regardless of what she's saying, I'd argue that his response is probably still completely overblown and unwarranted. I'm definitely not even taking a step towards taking up ANY motherfucking slack for him, because men should immediately be better than that. I've been with women who tested my patience to its last end (READ: MY EX) and I never even entertained the idea of saying half of the vile bullshit he's spouted in these exchanges.

Yup!

Yeah, absolutely. I'm definitely wondering what all's going on on her side, but at the same time I'm seeing other guys completely taking up for him and it's like "Okay, regardless of what she said, this still outs him as a racist, sexist asshole. You're STIIIILLL gonna go to bat for this dude that you don't even really know?"

Yup!

I'm with Jake on this one. I mean, sure, she could have toyed around with the tape and edited out herself saying something like, "You're a fucking lousy actor with a tiny dick and half a brain", she could be taping him without his knowing it, and all that stuff would suck on her part if it were true. But that doesn't excuse any of the incredibly scary, violent and racist stuff he's saying. There's just no excusing this.

[BillyG]

I hope when he gets to the Pearly Gates he is forced to stand outside and look in, and once every millennium Jesus comes and says "Sorry Mel, not this century. Cocksucker."