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  • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
    I"Sorry Mel, not this century. Cocksucker."
    'What?'


    'WHAT???!!!'
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • "I'm gonna burn these pearly gates down... but first, yer gonna __________"

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      • Originally posted by V View Post
        Or...


        "But first, yer gonna..." then have it switch to a goofy song.
        "But first yer gonna...EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"
        2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

        INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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        • Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
          "But first yer gonna...EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"
          YES!


          SOOOOOO THIS!

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          • I do have to admit, the one part of the rant I found hilarious was his furious insistence that she blow him because he deserved it. He's worked hard and he deserves a BJ, he's been nice to her and he deserves a BJ, he's a man and he deserves a BJ. Half of the rant was how he deserves a BJ! Which, when I've heard couples really screaming at each other, and for that matter, when my ex and I used to scream at each other, it was stuff like, "I want respect, because I deserve it." Never once have I ever heard, "Blow me, because I deserve it" in a hate filled rant.
            2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

            INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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            • Damn right men deserve BJs. It was going to be in the constitution until that wuss Alexander Hamilton struck it.
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • Respect, as well as blowjobs... must be earned and not given.

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                • ideserveone
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                  ~
                  *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                  • *Pats Jake on the back*

                    Yes, yes you do.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                      ideserveone
                      But what have you done to earn one?

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                      • Represented Texas and looked damn good doing it?
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • Originally posted by V View Post
                          But what have you done to earn one?
                          Never had one that I would refer to as "good".
                          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                          ~
                          *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                          • Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                            Never had one that I would refer to as "good".
                            Find a thick chic, STAT.

                            or Ed.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • Originally posted by Matt View Post
                              Find a thick chic, STAT.
                              Already did. Was pretty terrible.
                              "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                              "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                              ~
                              *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                              • Agreed...

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