Mad Mel

[Ed Hocken]

Find a thick chic, STAT.

or Ed.

Hey, I didn't agree to this.

[Matt]

Hey, I didn't agree to this.

Agree's got NOTHING to do with it...quit being so selfish and go take care of Jake. He probably won't burn your house down.

[V]

Hey, I didn't agree to this.

The needs of the many...

[Ed Hocken]

Who the hell said I was going to involve my self in a reenactment of the shower scene from The Onion Field?

[Matt]

I find it hard to believe that slimmed-down Jake would have a hard time finding a thick chic to show him 'what love is'.

[Ed Hocken]

In the meantime, the big wheel in the sky keeps on turnin' for this jukebox hero as love is always on time.

[BillyG]

Represented Texas and looked damn good doing it?

He accepts beans in his chili. Cali can keep him!

[Shit Dickface]

I find it hard to believe that slimmed-down Jake would have a hard time finding a thick chic to show him 'what love is'.

no more fatties

for now

[Ed Hocken]

You heard the man

NO FAT CHICKS

[Matt]

notice that he didn't rule YOU out, Ed. Better find those knee pads.

[Ed Hocken]

You find YOUR knee pads, Matt.

In fact, how do you know Jake won't have you keep the apron on?

[Shit Dickface]

and the sunglassezzzzz

[Ed Hocken]

See

[Matt]

you fag.

[B_Metal]

I'm not trying to compare the two, but the knocked out teeth are a small step towards bigger and worse things, Josh. Do you think that when O.J. was bruising up Nicole and giving her black eyes that either one of them thought the whole thing would ultimately end one day with her stabbed a million times and almost decapitated? Mel knocked this girl's teeth out while she was holding their baby - and you heard the rant, do you think that he's sane enough to not take it another step or two further? That's how it escalates, so yeah, I don't think I'm too far off - after listening to that - in comparing him to O.J. Unless of course, she's smart and moves really, really far away.

Again - you have to know what it's like as a woman to listen to that. I've luckily never been in an abusive relationship, but I know women who have. And as a woman, listening to that gives you a sick feeling in the bottom of your stomach that a guy can't really relate to.

Drugs could be an issue, too, it's possible. But he's completely gone round the bend.

Look I get it, it's scary that he's fucking nuts. So how about you know, not poking the crazy fucker with a stick? At some point she's responsible for her behavior too and if(I only say if because I've seen no real proof yet) he's hit her then she should get the fuck away.

And as far as that "but I loooooooove him" shit? It's 2010 you ladies need to fucking sack up and handle yourselves like adults and not love dolls who must stay with an asshole who beats them. Not meaning to be rude about it but when I tried to stop an ex from driving drunk and she hit me with her car (at a relatively low speed, and I jumped before being hit) you didn't see this guy running around screaming "BUT I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HER!!"

I threw her shit out on the curb and changed my locks.

It's illegal if he doesn't know he was being taped, which of course, he probably didn't know. But you're very correct in that that's not the big issue - he's not gonna be fine. The point is that everyone now knows he's a violent, misogynistic, racist, crazy person. Your boss is totally grasping at straws to pick out, "Oh, it's illegal to tape him." It's also illegal to threaten and beat someone.

As a law student I'm sure you know that CRAZY actually affects whether something is illegal or not. AGAIN not defending this crazy fuck, but if she KNOWS he's crazy why is she giving him ANY access to her at all?

The word coming down is that these recordings may have been altered/toyed with to make him look bad/make HER look good. There's little doubt that the recordings of Mel themselves are real, but there's a possibility that she may have been saying different things to 'egg him on' than what appears in the recordings.

I've heard "experts" claim this and the exact opposite today so who knows but either way Mel should calm the fuck down and get psychiatric help.

I hope when he gets to the Pearly Gates he is forced to stand outside and look in, and once every millennium Jesus comes and says "Sorry Mel, not this century. Sugartits."

Fixed for maximum lulz

I do have to admit, the one part of the rant I found hilarious was his furious insistence that she blow him because he deserved it. He's worked hard and he deserves a BJ, he's been nice to her and he deserves a BJ, he's a man and he deserves a BJ. Half of the rant was how he deserves a BJ! Which, when I've heard couples really screaming at each other, and for that matter, when my ex and I used to scream at each other, it was stuff like, "I want respect, because I deserve it." Never once have I ever heard, "Blow me, because I deserve it" in a hate filled rant.

He is certainly hung up on the BJ thing.

Respect, as well as blowjobs... must be earned and not given.

Ahhh but see certain positions are to be respected by nature such as The Presidency and of course the Nyuk Nyuk guy from Leathal Weapon.