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  • #61
    He's certainly rich enough that he will never NEED to work again. I wouldn't be surprised if he just retires somewhere...in truth, that would probably be the absolute best thing that he could do.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #62
      He owns an island.....
      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #63
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Graybush View Post
          And he'll get a People cover with him jumping in the air...

          "He's BACK!"
          And his next movie will rake in tons of curious viewers. Then the critics will argue if this new work of his is better/worse than his films before his breakdown. Oh, sure, the ones who remember will protest, but there'll be an argument on The Other Site spanning multiple threads as to whether we should judge the man for his work instead of his personal activities like we do with Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, etc. etc. etc.

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          • #65
            The difference between Roman and Woody as opposed to Riggs is that their latest projects do not involve bloodthirsty vikings.

            Or me wanting to see their new shit. They're the Iron Maiden of Hollywood. I don't want to hear your new album, just play the fucking Trooper.
            Last edited by Captain Russ; 07-13-2010, 11:10 AM.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Howard View Post
              He owns an island.....
              Hitler Island
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #67
                Whore Island
                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                • #68
                  Gilligan's Island!

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                  • #69
                    Mel Gibson is Gilligan? Oh no!
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #70
                      "No fucking phone. No bullshit lights. No mother fucking motor cars. Not a single Hockendamn luxury. Why? 'Cause of the JEWS!!!!"

                      ETA: Now I want to see Mel's version of Gilligan's Island. Hate fucking, bloodshed, maybe a gun fight or two. And it's a comedy!

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                      • #71
                        Giligan to Mary Ann:

                        "What are you lookin' at, Sugar Tits?"
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #72
                          "Ginger, you trampslutwhore! You embarrass me when we deal with the headhunters on the next island! I'm going to set your hut on FIRE, but you'll blow me first!"

                          ETA 1600 th post and it's on a warped-ass version of Gilligan's Island. Woot!

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                          • #73
                            I don't know why, but the clipped 'WHAT?' responses in that audio tape set me to gigglin' something fierce.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #74
                              Possible strategy for Mel: he becomes a kitten.





                              Nothing LIOMEL says seems very threatening...
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #75
                                Confidential to CNN: When you obscure a slur, you only make me try to figure out what it is. Especially when it's "w******s". I wasted five minutes trying to figure out what that was supposed to be. Just use "SLUR" or "EXPLETIVE" in the future. Thanks.

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