L.A. Noire

[Captain Russ]

Don't be afraid to quit out and resume. I'm surprised my eggbox hasn't had a fit by now.

When that 3/3 or 4/4 or even the epic 5/5 pops up, it's like

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[BillyG]

Clip needs more Zakk Wylde.

[Captain Russ]

He wouldn't fit through the arch, and he'd just start eating the choir ladies like one of the characters from Rampage.

Shit, that whole movie needed more Wylde.

[BillyG]

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meet hobos
unload shotgun

[Captain Russ]

Some of the street-crime time banter between Rusty and Cole is straight up ball-bustin' brilliance.

At the start of that division, I thought he'd be a douchebag the entire time. But he turned out alright.

And while I totally agree on some level with narco-bro's ethos, he's still a dildo.

[BillyG]

Getting into arson. FUCK YOUR VICE PARTNER

[Anderson]

Well, I beat it yesterday.


The problem with the game is the structure conventions work against the game narrative. Basically, the reveals that pop up are arriving at the wrong times. While, they're paced for a film...it feels like you're retreading prior shit for no reason in a game.

Also, I can't really fuck with the radio in the game. I don't care for that.

[Abraham Smashington]

I wish I could just play some of my playlists I have saved. Cole cruising down the road listening to some RATM would be epic.

[Abraham Smashington]

[BillyG]

So are there multiple endings based on how many stars you average or something? Because if every ending is

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that douche speaking at your funeral

then that kind of sucks. I mean, good ending, just sucks.

[Fil]

No multiple endings from what I've read.

[Nathan]

I am a rather poor detective.

[Ed Hocken]

5 out of 5 stars on the Silk Stalkings murder.

Fuck yeah

[gravedigger]

Man, I smoked this last case and still only got four stars. I suppose since I missed a bunch of questions on minor interviews it dinged me. Lame.

I've yet to find a single film reel. Not that I'm looking too close but even in GTA games I'd at least have stumbled across a few of the hidden idols/tapes/whatever by now.

[Abraham Smashington]

Getting 47k worth of damage is a pain in the ass. I seriously hit every fucking parkbench, mail box, sign, etc yesterday during an epic 30 min destruction run and I still only got like 25k. That's after trashing a good dozen+ cars as well.

So I got a sweet 1 star even though I got all of the questions and all of the clues. boourns.