L.A. Noire

[Abraham Smashington]

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[B_Metal]

HaHahahahaha, best youtube series ever. The how to shoot pedestrians video made me spit soda.

[Captain Russ]

"Hey I saw that guy in the papers! I heard he's an honest cop!"
"Hey I saw that guy in the papers! I heard he's an honest cop!"
"Hey I saw that guy in the papers! I heard he's an honest cop!"
"Hey I saw that guy in the papers! I heard he's an honest cop!"

[Abraham Smashington]

hahahahaa

[Matt]

Fucking true.

[B_Metal]

Yeah if there's a sequel they better work on that.

"I'm thinking of moving up to a .45, want to take 'em down in one shot."
"I'm thinking of moving up to a .45, want to take 'em down in one shot."
"I'm thinking of moving up to a .45, want to take 'em down in one shot."
"I'm thinking of moving up to a .45, want to take 'em down in one shot."
"I'm thinking of moving up to a .45, want to take 'em down in one shot."
"I'm thinking of moving up to a .45, want to take 'em down in one shot."


Haunts my dreams.

[Ed Hocken]

Went from Homicide to Vice

Currently working the Heroin/Popcorn Bucket case

[Nathan]

Not sure about that ending.

[Matt]

oh yeah...I've still got this game to finish.

...crickets.

Glad you guys are digging it. Me, it feels like a chore.

[Captain Russ]

Welp, it is

  Spoiler: Derpadoo 

a Chinatown ending. If there's a sequel (hahaahahah, he said "if"), I'm betting his company chum goes after everyone as a private eye.

[gravedigger]

Okay, what the fuck.

  Spoiler: the case with the rigged boxing match 

How in the world did I get one star when, sure, I kind of botched the interview with Candy but was awesome with the rest of it? Is it because Candy got whacked in the bus depot women's room? I thought I was doing surveillance, which would preclude me walking into the ladies shitter. Bullshit to that. Also the end of the case was ridiculous. Cole letting the guy go because of military service? I hope Cole's wild mood swings are personality shifts are explained by the end.

[Captain Russ]

You know what really grinds my gears?

The Death Wish 3-like body count resulting from dispatch calls gone "wrong":

I shoot a suspect in the fucking shin to drop him or I shoot a suspect in the gun-holdin' arm. I miss anything approaching a major artery and what do I get for my restraint?

Automatic code 4.

WAT

[Captain Russ]

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[gravedigger]

OH SNAPZ

  Spoiler: last Vice case 

Fuckin' Roy! What an asshole! But now that I'm bumped down to Arson I assume I'll finally get to meet John Noble's character. I am going to assume he's a dirtbag developer intentionally setting fires in his new suburb.

[Abraham Smashington]

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