You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Lisa]

My grocery bill for this past pay period (so for a two week period) was around $105 - and that includes the slightly higher price for fruits, vegetables, soy milk, lean meats, and the occassional TWO small sushi rolls, or small order of tofu/broccoli/and brown rice on the nights when I didn't feel like cooking. EDIT: And I only need to lose about 20 lbs.

I'm from NJ, and she's from NJ, she's only a few years younger than me, and I swear her name sounds familiar. I'm trying to Google her to find out where in NJ she's from.

[Ed Hocken]

Because you're not 300 pounds and counting. People will get off on that shit.

[V]

Or a house payment.

And it was $815 a week! A FUCKING WEEK!

So... in theory.

She could drop the weight and own four Bentleys.

[nerdious dorkus]

People have websites where others will pay to watch you eat?! What the fuck?! WHY AM I NOT DOING THIS?!

[Ed Hocken]

Or a house payment.

And it was $815 a week! A FUCKING WEEK!

[V]

Isn't $815 a month a Bentley payment?

[Ed Hocken]

In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

*Faints*

My grocery bill yesterday was $70 and that was because I bought two sides of briskey (One for BBQ, the other corn beef).

[Matt]

First prize? DEATH. Go for it!

[Howard]

I blame the media. She would never try to be the fattest person if she couldn't get publicity from the story. Also, people pay her to watch her eat fast food? Disgusting.

[BillyG]

I saw that last night. It's legit Rob. I'm going to go cut away a few inches off my gut and duct tape them to fatty magoo there.

[V]

I may just give up food, period...

[Abraham Smashington]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I hope this isn't real, but I'm pretty sure it is.

[nerdious dorkus]

You sound like a taste. A tasty taste.

[Abraham Smashington]

lulz

[Ari]

You know who was fat? Tattoo. Fat and Asian.