You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Abraham Smashington]

It also had a women that ate tarter sauce TO THE EXTREME. Like drinking it right from the container. *shuddeR*

[Abraham Smashington]

no, this is a new one on TLC.

[Matt]

youtube is blocked for me, Rob. Is that clip from that very show that I cited?

[Abraham Smashington]

They dump out the potatoes she eats and you're all like "omgz that's alot of potatoes to eat in one year" and then the host is all like "THIS IS 3 MONTHS WORTH" and you just want to punch that woman in the face.

[Matt]

Yep, that's it. Thanks.

And yeah, it is depressing. When she logs what the person/family eats for a week and lays it all out on a huge table to for everyone to look at...it's nauseating.

[Captain Russ]

Pretty sure the one you're talking about is You Are What You Eat.

I saw it once.

It depressed me greatly.

[Matt]

you do if only for her retching when *GASP* she fucking smells a piece of a vegetable.

There's a British food show where this chick goes around helping people with their food intake...she converts them from shit food to healthy food. I can't remember the name of the show.

Anyways, she gets that kind of reaction from people on the show. EEEEEEWWWW, vegetables...how could I be expected to eat those???!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

you do if only for her retching when *GASP* she fucking smells a piece of a vegetable.

[Shit Dickface]

i don't know if I want to watch this

[Abraham Smashington]

SRS. She makes me want to punch her repeatedly in the face.

[Abraham Smashington]

This is the chick we talk about in the newest episode of SRIR:

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[Lisa]

Today's math lesson, boys and girls -

14 lbs. = 1 Stone.

SO! That means her weight, 46 stone, is 644 lbs!

Suddenly, that extra meatball, extra half a sandwich, and extra cupcake I had along with dinner on Christmas night isn't such a big deal.

And the amazing thing is - she's still not at her goal weight! She can't possibly live to weigh 1,000 lbs. - I mean, that's just not possible, is it?

Edit - Also, she thinks Jabba the Hut is a pussy.

[Timothy225]

[Howard]

You can't overeat ham. A theory I proved this weekend. *goes back to fridge for more ham*

[Shit Dickface]

Jesus fucking christ

Imagine the du...no, I don't no stop don't want to think about that not going to say the words.