You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Timothy225]

"Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!" (Bring me Solo and the Wookiee!) NOM! NOM! NOM!

Of course, somebody could offer her an after-dinner mint after that huge repast she had.



"It is wafer-thin!"

[Abraham Smashington]

No No No No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables.

[V]

1080p...

the 'p' stands for 'pooter'!

[Timothy225]

If you can fit three boots under your hooters, you likely
A. Have your own Area Code, as well as your own flag at the UN
B. Influence the tides when you walk on the beach
C. Can draw people into permanent orbits due to your gravitational pull
D. Should seriously, SERIOUSLY, consider a diet and exercise plan. NOW.

[Lisa]

How the fucking hell? I mean, how big are you that you can hide BOOTS under your boobs? Did she shoplift a big screen TV up inside her coochie?

[Abraham Smashington]

One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast.....

[gravedigger]

I've heard of that fat bitch before. I hope she dies soon. It'll save her daughter and the taxpayers a lot of trouble and strife.

[Timothy225]

$750 is about two month's worth of groceries for Jen, me and our cats.

Still, it would be fun to hang with her - I can watch people off the street get sucked into her gravitational pull. Those that aren't lost in her folds of flesh might be locked into a stationary orbit.

[Shit Dickface]

And $750 a week on groceries - is that just for her? I did the math, because I spend about $45 a week on groceries for just me, so $750 would be about four months worth of groceries for me.

This is what pisses me off the most. I drop like $200 on food every two weeks and eat really, really well, so goddamn it arrrgghhhhh

[Captain Russ]

BANANAS? IN HER FUCKING SCOOTER BASKET???

She's doin' it wrong.

[Lisa]

Sweet baby jesus, what the hell was that? Even Jabba The Hut would look at that and say, "Lady, you seriously need to ease up on the cheeseburgers!"

And $750 a week on groceries - is that just for her? I did the math, because I spend about $45 a week on groceries for just me, so $750 would be about four months worth of groceries for me.

[Shit Dickface]

Keep reaching for that dream... you 43 stone piece of shit.

Yeah, this shit is unbearable. Christ.

[V]

There's big money to be made... pardon the pun.

[Abraham Smashington]

It would help.

[I_Cassini]

So I could run a website where men pay to watch me eat? Do I have to be naked doing it?