You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Abraham Smashington]

Totally. They go to the extreme one way then do the opposite.

[Ed Hocken]

Would this be considered a Reverse Kevin-Smithing?

[Abraham Smashington]

What the fuck Southwest? Seriously....

[Lisa]

Right now, I'm eating a small tea cup of plain Cheerios with skim milk. For yeah verily, I am a moo cow.

[Captain Russ]

I just need to find a good protein mix or something for the smoothies for Lesley.

If you can take the few grams of saturated fat, Muscle Milk (Lite has 2.5 satfat) is hands down wonderful stuff (barring Jake's killjoy farm report from earlier this year).

[Captain Russ]

And a sensible lunch I bet?

I need to eat more fruit, but I'll be damned if I start drinking my breakfast.

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

Getting a decent blender early on this summer was a fuckin' boon.

Fresh fruit + yogurt + ice cubes + blender = beautiful, sexy-ass breakfast that holds me in the morning and tells me everything is gonna be alright. This smoothie has the voice of Jessica Rabbit.

[Ed Hocken]

Scotch! And waffles.

Now, we're talking!

[Shit Dickface]

I just need to find a good protein mix or something for the smoothies for Lesley.

EAS Myoplex or Optimum Nutrition Vanilla is generally pretty good.

[Shit Dickface]

I'll be damned if I start drinking my breakfast.

Scotch! And waffles.

[Abraham Smashington]

I just need to find a good protein mix or something for the smoothies for Lesley.

[Ed Hocken]

And a sensible lunch I bet?

I need to eat more fruit, but I'll be damned if I start drinking my breakfast.

[Abraham Smashington]

Actually that's my new obsession. I have one at night and one in the morning.

[Ed Hocken]

Sure ya are, pal.

[Abraham Smashington]

Let me guess, you're eating while watching this.

Fuck yeah we are. Usually drinking our fresh fruit smoothies. Only fresh fruit and some pure orange juice. YUM.

[BillyG]

IT'S GREAT.

7:00 pm - MIDGETS ARE PEOPLE TOO

8:00 pm - I WAS BORN WITH A PENIS ON MY ELBOW

9:00 pm - A FAMILY THAT'S FUCKING FAT

Oh man I just laughed out loud and tried to hold it back because there are a few project managers right outside my door and it turned into this loud as fuck wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze and one poked his head around and asked if I was ok. Took a swig of water to cover for it.