You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Ed Hocken]

I'm partially to blame. We've watched a few episodes of "One Big Happy Family" or whatever that show with the fat family is on TLC.

Let me guess, you're eating while watching this.

[Abraham Smashington]

IT'S GREAT.

7:00 pm - MIDGETS ARE PEOPLE TOO

8:00 pm - I WAS BORN WITH A PENIS ON MY ELBOW

9:00 pm - A FAMILY THAT'S FUCKING FAT

[Shit Dickface]

Also I love how TLC has basically turned into "The Sideshow Channel".

[Shit Dickface]

Yes clearly that is the exact same thing as filling your fat ass up with terrible food so that you can get fatter so that you can get off on yourself well played Rob glad you went to school and took them classes [/misdirected rampant hostility]

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm partially to blame. We've watched a few episodes of "One Big Happy Family" or whatever that show with the fat family is on TLC.

[Shit Dickface]

It just makes me angry. I don't give a shit if you're fat, do whatever you want, but this kind of stuff is just ridiculous. I mean, it IS his body and I'm all about doing whatever you want as long as it doesn't harm others, but taking part in this shit seems to be like an active endorsement to others that "It's okay to get disgustingly obese! Have three more cheeseburgers!"

[Ed Hocken]

I've heard of this.

This kind of self-abuse has to be up there with serious drug use.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's crazy how thin he was in college.

[Shit Dickface]

I want to kill.

[Lisa]

Oh, okay, and I just beat myself up because I had a little snack-size bag of Wheat Thins.

[Abraham Smashington]

WTF.

The dude from the article's blog....

[Abraham Smashington]

""The more attention I pay to it, the easier it becomes to imagine sizes like 300, 400. I like to think I don't romanticize it, but I can't help lusting over those sizes."

[Lisa]

True. And she needs to start doing her hair and eyeliner like Amy Winehouse.

[Abraham Smashington]

They need to get her an eye patch though. Seriously.

[Lisa]

All "I wish it was me jokes aside" that is a really horrible affliction to be cur...

ahh fuck who am I kidding, the chance to eat chicken fried steak 5 times a day and not gain a pound would be BOSS HAWG

But really, that does sound awful to have to constantly eat like that. Her grocery bills must be out of this world, she must get comments all the time, and what about the time she needs to sleep? Can't sleep and eat! Believe me, if you could, I'd be all over that!