You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Shit Dickface]

There was, sadly, a point in my life where I found that I was sweating while eating. It's totally not a myth.

[Ed Hocken]

I always chuckle at the line "You don't sweat while you eat anymore".

[Shit Dickface]

Speaking of fat, the best part about not being as lardy as I was a few months ago? MUCH LESS SWEATING.

[Ed Hocken]

I live on a cul-de-sac, who the fuck is funding such a study? No, it isn't the shit you eat, it's the fact you're street isn't connected with the others. Come on.

[Howard]

Almost everyone in my cul-de-sac is skinny. Ratio, roughly 1 person overweight for 9 skinny folks. I say lies.

[nerdious dorkus]

Living in a cul-de-sac is what's really making you fat.

[Abraham Smashington]

The Luther (had no idea that was it's name) is awesome. Made one for myself a few years ago. Highly fucking recommended. Seriously.

[gravedigger]

CONFESSION: I sorta want a Luther.

I DEFINITELY want one. Cheeseburgers and donuts are two great tastes that have to taste great together. It would be a crime against nature for it not to be delicious.

[Lisa]

Confession: That sounds dirty! "Hur hurr hurr!"

[Howard]

Confession: I'm going to stop at Hardee's tonight and get the Monster Thickburger.

[Abraham Smashington]

CONFESSION: I sorta want you to not die.

CONFESSION:

[Lisa]

CONFESSION: I sorta want a Luther.

CONFESSION: I sorta want you to not die.

[Shit Dickface]

CONFESSION: I sorta want a Luther.

[Matt]

you bastard.

[Abraham Smashington]

Holy GOD do these look good.