You sound fat: THE THREAD

[B_Metal]

I'm going on a water/tuna only diet as I have found out I have fat man breath. *cries like a school girl then breathes heavily*

[Shit Dickface]

My friend told me I have "fat man breath"...I was like WHAT? Then he explained that he had it too...Basically, when we walked a block then up some stairs we were both breathing heavily, aka fat man breath...sounds fucked up but it made my ass want to continue on with my gym regiment...now if I could only stop eating like shit.

Ha, yeah, I do this. It was REALLY bad when I was heavier, but it's still kinda irritating. I'm upping the cardio so that I don't sound like a mouthbreather if I run into a hot chick after climbing stairs.

[Ari]

You do have fat man breath, and by that I mean your breath smells like a fat man.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

My friend told me I have "fat man breath"...I was like WHAT? Then he explained that he had it too...Basically, when we walked a block then up some stairs we were both breathing heavily, aka fat man breath...sounds fucked up but it made my ass want to continue on with my gym regiment...now if I could only stop eating like shit.

[Shit Dickface]

That's a pretty sad picture. I can't tell where her chin ends and her tits begin.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Lisa]

"BULLET WANCHI KOX PAA SOLO HOO HOO HOO"

BWAHAHHAA!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

HAHAHAA. ZING!

[Shit Dickface]

"BULLET WANCHI KOX PAA SOLO HOO HOO HOO"

Also, if she was skinnier wouldn't the bullet have just totally fucking missed her?

[Abraham Smashington]

Weird, it's not loading now. Basically a woman was so fucking fat that her rolls stopped a fucking bullet.

[Lisa]

Link didn't work for me, Rob. Do tell about Hugely O'bese-a-ton.

[nerdious dorkus]

[Abraham Smashington]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Seriously, that would be a sign that maybe you should lose some fucking weight...

[nerdious dorkus]

Rob, welcome to last night/early this morning.

[B_Metal]

Yeah, I bet he had that shit tweeted before he made it to the terminal. Lulz for sure. Bet the person who made that decision at least gets an ear full.