You sound fat: THE THREAD

[gravedigger]

Good God.

That girl looks like a Garbage Pail kid, before AND after.

[Nathan]

Yes. Double helpings of ass-whipping.

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously. I want to punch the mother in the throat.

"I didn't know that eating food made her fat... DURRR"

Also, as much as I give that girl props to losing the weight, I also want to punch her in the fucking throat.

"I WANNNTT STRAAWWBEERRIIEESS"

[B_Metal]

Driven to kill-basa

[Shit Dickface]

Out For Cheeseburgers

[Abraham Smashington]

Marked for Diabetes

[Shit Dickface]

This could be a Seagal movie. TOO FAT FOR DEATH

[Howard]

Sad but probably true. Also, I love the use of "NOM! NOM! NOM!" Makes me lulz every time.

[Abraham Smashington]

I can't kill people because, NOM NOM NOM

[B_Metal]

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef. I ate to much of it. Rolllowolfhuurlygurg

[Abraham Smashington]

haha.

[Captain Russ]

Also, I just ate 3/4lb. of ground beef and I'm still hungry.

GET BACK IN THE CAGE!

[Shit Dickface]

She probably had a debut on the People of Wal-Mart website somewhere.

Also, I just ate 3/4lb. of ground beef and I'm still hungry.

[gravedigger]

Does she start breathing heavy from whisking the mayo and vinegar?

...jeez, she DEFINITELY starts breathing heavy trying to open the bag of carrots. Holy cats, Mrs. Creosote.

[Shit Dickface]

That smile she cracks near the end is HORRIFYING.