You sound fat: THE THREAD

[B_Metal]

Yes but Russ is...........special.

[Abraham Smashington]

Russ.

[B_Metal]

yeah, I can't deal with just a tomato. Shit needs to have stuff on it or be a part of something else.

Who sits and eats them by themselves anyway?

[Timothy225]

Has she ever heard about, y'know, exercising? Maybe cutting down on the portions a bit?

Geez, I love cheese, I dig on taters, but moderation, girl. And move yo' ass; you're approaching Zip Code status.

[Abraham Smashington]

yeah, I can't deal with just a tomato. Shit needs to have stuff on it or be a part of something else.

[B_Metal]

YES. I too hate the tomato. Except in the following: BLT's (have to have it, just a small one if possible), on a bacon cheesburger with the fixings, topped with melted cheese, smashed into a paste, crushed into a sauce.

So basically you love it in all forms but whole?

[BillyG]

YES. I too hate the tomato. Except in the following: smashed into a paste, crushed into a sauce.

[Abraham Smashington]

YES. I too hate the tomato. Except in the following: BLT's (have to have it, just a small one if possible), on a bacon cheesburger with the fixings, topped with melted cheese, smashed into a paste, crushed into a sauce.

[BillyG]

Turn that shit into salsa and we can talk, sirs.

[Captain Russ]

Tomatoes. /shiver

[B_Metal]

Vegetables are gooooooood. NOM NOM And tomatoes = fruit William.

[BillyG]

Tomatoes. /shiver

[Abraham Smashington]

It's not so much the "I HATE VEGGIES HURR DURR". It's the "OMG I CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM WHERE A VEGETABLE IS BEACUSE I WILL VOMIT HURR DURR"

[BillyG]

I'm picky about vegetables, but even as a kid I had this group of vegetables that I will fucking wreck at quantity without question.

[Shit Dickface]

you do if only for her retching when *GASP* she fucking smells a piece of a vegetable.

It's infuriating that we've bred a nation of people containing a sizable (HEH) percentage who literally retch when confronted with vegetables.