You sound fat: THE THREAD

[V]

Horses, too. Horses should be on the NO CAN EAT list. Clip Clop will thank you.

Um...

well...

err...

Then I won't mention that restaurant in the Montmartre in Paris.

[Timothy225]

Horses, too. Horses should be on the NO CAN EAT list. Clip Clop will thank you.

[Anderson]

Cats and Dogs are entertainment animals. They're not eatin' animals.

Leave Spot be.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Anderson]

As long as it didn't end up on the plate. . . !

That would've been my trip to Amish Country. I picked my pig.

[IggytheBorg]

As long as it didn't end up on the plate. . . !

[Anderson]

I'll eat at any shitty hole-in-the-wall.

Did I ever tell you about this place I ate in Corbin that had a petting zoo in the back?

[Abraham Smashington]

Denny's will always hold a special place in my heart thanks to essentially spending most of high school at one smoking cigs, drinking coffee and playing Shadowrun all night.

[Captain Russ]

Last time I was at Denny's, I'd just graduated from high school and was tripping balls in South Padre.

Not even on drugs would I go there again.

[BillyG]

I haven't been inside a Denny's in years. Too many great local diners like 59 Diner and House of Pies. (this is where Howard comes in and tells us how many guys he picked up at House of Pies)

[Anderson]

their seasoned fries with mayo = YES

I'm talking about the patty melt with macaroni and cheese on it. That is the food of Gods, I tell you.

[Abraham Smashington]

their seasoned fries with mayo = YES

[Anderson]

Speaking of fatties, has anyone been in a Dennys recently?

It's like they hired morbidly obese kids to run the company and I LOVE IT!

[Lisa]

And bigger pants, because that one photo of them lounging on the sofa? DAAAAMN!!!!

[Timothy225]

The other sad thing is, they're too old to be taken from her by Child Protective Services. But seriously, that's a whole family in desperate need of therapy.

And basting.