You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck me.

[Ed Hocken]

Ah the days when I'd hit the Gower Gulch Denny's after industrial dancing. Weird times they were.

[gravedigger]

Wasn't there also another fat fuck who sued McDonald's because he had no idea eating a supersize order of french fries everyday would make him a diabetic fat fuck?

[Captain Russ]

I'd have to be high to do that.

[Abraham Smashington]

Their seasoned fries and mayo got me through so many drug addled nights back in the day.

[Captain Russ]

Only way I can eat Denny's is if I'm high/drunk and failed miserably at the party/club/bar/pool.

And I'm in South Padre.

And in walking distance of the shitshack.

[Abraham Smashington]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT MOONS OVER MY HAMMY.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm not going to read the case but does it involve the Moons over my Hammy?

[Captain Russ]

DER I HAZ NO IDEA DENNY'S WUZ BAD 4 ME....

Wow. Who knew the stupidity inherent in the Skip Scrambler lawsuit in Arrested Development would become a reality.

And the stupidity would be in the form of an humanoid.

I bet George Lucas doesn't eat at Denny's. Otherwise he wouldn't have that sodium-deficient goiter/eggsack on his face.

[Abraham Smashington]

That picture belongs in the photoshop thread. For posterity.

[Ed Hocken]

Sure, why not. I would have also acceped Rob as the mad scientist from Freaked.

[Nathan]

Nice one.

[Abraham Smashington]

haha awesome

[PHEDG]

Unless we're in a zombie apocalypse, you're a coronor or in fact the guy from Re-Animator. There's no reason you should be handling brains.

Rob the Butcher?

[Ed Hocken]

Please don't call your cock that.