You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, what about people who watch sports? Where's the data on the average Football fan?

[Abraham Smashington]

the writer looks fat.

Haha.

[Howard]

Shit, just get your box back and let's game!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32463904...science-games/

[Howard]

Only if you're Orthodox, right?

[Ed Hocken]

I hear it's a religious thing.

[Howard]

Why can't they? Only good for half ton Nazis?

[Ed Hocken]

How can the half ton jew have tats?

[Ari]

The half ton jew has a Star of David tattoo on his belly that happens to be the size of an actual star.

[Ed Hocken]

Please tell me the half ton jew rides around in a van and solves mysteries?

[Howard]

At which point, internet fame will happen and you will have to devote even MORE time to the blog resulting in more eating out and less healthy lifestyle. I sense The 1,000 lb Jew coming to TLC next year.

[Ari]

Thanks Hbarr. My blog is going to be called, "I have no time to do anything" and each entry is going to be 1000 words minimum. I'll do one 3 times a day.

[Howard]

But I am thinking about doing a blog.

Here's an idea. Do it about needing to get in better shape and not having enough time.

[Abraham Smashington]

Shit, just get your box back and let's game!

[Ari]

Sorry, but I ain't giving up time with my precious tv for none of yous guys' pysical fitness shenanagins. But I am thinking about doing a blog.

[Ed Hocken]

He's right.