You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Ari]

I'm not fat but I'd love to work out more. The problem is after spending 45 minutes to drive to work, 9 hours at the job, and an hour to an hour fifteen driving home, all I want to do is relax. But I can't. There's dishes to do, laundry, trash, and plenty of other shit. Then maybe I can get caught up on a show or play a video game for an hour before it's time to eat. If I want 8 hours of sleep that leaves me with 5 hours a day of freedom. And that ain't shit.

CA is now forcing restaurants to put the calories of each meal on their menus. I had a Turtle Sunday at CPK on Wed and it was 1500 calories. Needless to say that was my fucking dinner right there.

What's my point you ask? I need to win the fucking Lottery.

[Ed Hocken]

There shouldn't be denial. There should be higher charges for abusive behavior. Of course, that can be taken to an extreme. But the line has to be drawn somewhere.

[Nathan]

Fat people provide me with a job, so I'm torn. Woudln't be surprised if smokers are denied health insurance in the future.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. Fuck that shit. IT's about choice. You choose to eat non stop shit, which in turn can destroy your health. It's not like I'm denying them healthcare because of a pre-existing wrist problem. ;p

[Ed Hocken]

Who the fuck let Sarah Palin in here?

[Nathan]

DEATH PANEL!!! COMMIE!!!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

Yes or no?

I'm all for it for those fucks that are like 450+, bitch and moan about their weight yet eat nonstop shit. Cheesecake isn't a goddamn food on the food pyramid.

Also, I feel the same way about smokers, and I used to be one.

[B_Metal]

My sister is a CO at the local jail. She's found all kinds of fucked up shit in fat flaps.

This Fall from the makers of the fanny pack, FAT FLAPS!!?!?!1 You can store anything in these wonderful folds of pasty white flesh. Guns, knives, dead bodies you haven't had time to dump yet.*

*available in brown and black for peoples of color. *NOT RACIST *

[gravedigger]

My sister is a CO at the local jail. She's found all kinds of fucked up shit in fat flaps.

[B_Metal]

Ha! I was knee deep in tang back in 93. Although it would have been 92 when I laid a professor (anything to bring me up to an A).

I don't suppose I've ever been knee deep in tang, but I have been ankle deep in llama shit, so I have that going for me.

[Howard]

Ha! I was knee deep in tang back in 93. Although it would have been 92 when I laid a professor (anything to bring me up to an A).

[B_Metal]

Not I. Doesn't sound like much has changed (in regards to UHD). I did 2 professors there in 93.

Ummm, TMI Hbarr, TMI.

[Howard]

Not I. Doesn't sound like much has changed (in regards to UHD). I did 2 semesters there in 93.

[B_Metal]

Ok B_Metal, explain. This sorta shit didn't happen when I lived in Houston.

If that's at the jail downtown near UofH-downtown I'm not surprised. When I was finishing my bachelor's degree there were escapes from that very jail all the time. Taking night classes back then (about 4 years ago) was like playing russian roulette. So I guess I'm really not surprised.

Lets all be honest though, who wants to dig through fat folds for weapons?

[Howard]

Ok B_Metal, explain. This sorta shit didn't happen when I lived in Houston.