Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

Houston driving is like Mad Max with newer cars and less Australians.

[Captain Russ]

I'd rather he get the stunner onto a chair until his spine is as brittle as chalk.

[BillyG]

http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011...lled-in-wreck/

Hope this dumb fuck gets the chair

[BillyG]

In good news, saw several articles that had results stating that 2/3 of Texans support civil unions/gay marriage.

[Captain Russ]

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DERP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

[BillyG]

Good ole DFW

[Abraham Smashington]

Keep on fighting the good fight, or something....

[V]

A long way from Davy Crockett and Colonel Bowie, I guess...

[BillyG]

http://www.29-95.com/photo/photo-5771?gid=592241

[BillyG]

http://blog.chron.com/sciguy/2011/05...ct-of-the-day/

10 years since Allison. God that was a miserable two weeks. Will never forget the tanker slamming against the overpass at Durham/Shepherd (I believe it was there) and blowing up.

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/7567634.html

Real Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[B_Metal]

Yeah, 220lb's of DONTFUCKWITHMEBOY!!!

[BillyG]

It'll be during the week for a conference, Howard, so no weekend fun. Do I get anything at the Alamo if I DON'T make an Ozzy joke?

The multiple 220lb bodybuilder state troopers they assign to handle security let you leave with your teeth.

[B_Metal]

That indoor market was fucking rad and just about the only thing in San Antonio besides the food I dug. And yeah, fuck the river walk.

[gravedigger]

It'll be during the week for a conference, Howard, so no weekend fun. Do I get anything at the Alamo if I DON'T make an Ozzy joke?