Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

I would have told that teacher to suck my dick.

[BillyG]

http://ca.gawker.com/5798559/teacher...n-ladens-death

Sigh

[Captain Russ]

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The Fun Bus is always four blocks behind me.

[B_Metal]

The border shit scares me more than the fires. Of course that could all change depending on this fucking wind.

[Captain Russ]

Better pray for it.

(Yes, I'm bitter over losing my beloved Shiner in the migration.)

[BillyG]

http://ca.jalopnik.com/5795498/impro...order-overpass

Fuck can we get some good news already?

[B_Metal]

I am not late to that party.

[V]

You guys should open your flys and let the breeze caress your undercarriage.

It's breathtaking.

[B_Metal]

Just hope Perry's got something burning somewhere, well besides his soul that is.

[BillyG]

I see it with different eyes than you.

I see it as God telling Perry 'Fuck you, slick... you're on your own.'

No I see it the exact same way. It wasn't a sarcastic thank you at all. I am thrilled god saw fit to take time away from running the entire universe to fuck with Perry.

And yeah man, the wind does feel amazing. Can't wait to go walking this afternoon. BURN BABY BURN

[B_Metal]

But the wind it feels so nice.

[V]

I see it with different eyes than you.

I see it as God telling Perry 'Fuck you, slick... you're on your own.'

[BillyG]

So after Perry's request that everyone pray to lord baby jesus for rain we got absolutely fucking nothing...oh except the exceedingly worse wind advisory to fan the flames across east Texas. THANKS GOD!

[B_Metal]

I've driven one* and it scared me. That was BEFORE my wreck so no fucking way would I get in one now.

*one modded to that extent, not that particular truck.

[V]

One thing I learned for sure from the police academy? Those chase shows just make shit up to suit their story. So many "They caught him the next county over" videos, but they never have the footage from that county? Lulz

Also for the lulz....
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Too much engine... only emotionally mature, stable, and unabashedly sexy people can handle that.