Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Timothy225]

"Oh shit, OH FUCK! That's not fuckin' good!" Good thing you were here, Captain Obvious!

Folks, you're revving your cars and driving fast to IMPRESS PEOPLE. PARTICULARLY CHICKS. It doesn't work when your audience is a guy holding a camera and a bunch of trees.

[B_Metal]

Best chase ever?

One thing I learned for sure from the police academy? Those chase shows just make shit up to suit their story. So many "They caught him the next county over" videos, but they never have the footage from that county? Lulz

Also for the lulz....
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[Matt]

My brother's car:


My brother's car was blue instead of yellow, though. Also, this is a GSX, which is essentially a GS Stage 1 with a few other options. My brother had most of those options on his car, but it wasn't officially a GSX.

But yeah. Holy shit was that a car.

[V]

Um... no life?

[Timothy225]

Yeah, this guy and his ride were nowhere near as cool, Matt. Hell, the car looked like it was an average Mustang - no graphics, nothing screaming "Vin Diesel wannabe", save for the website decal in his window. Plus, that particular street always, always, ALWAYS has cops patrolling it, as my church is right there and the cops have to make sure traffic is flowing properly after a service. He was going to get nailed no matter what, he had no audience, so why bother taking a risk and fucking up your engine?

[Matt]

God...I remember street racing with my brother in Houston. He had a 1970 Buick GS Stage 1 that was running PERFECTLY for a couple of years. God that thing flew...

[Timothy225]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...show_crash.php

Loved it. Encountered a putz like that guy on my way home from work Friday. Dude's got a late model Mustang with some car mod website decal on the back window, and he's revving his engine up to impress... nobody. In a 30 MPH zone. With cars in front and behind him, and no straightaway. Schmuck.

[V]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...show_crash.php

I came, mind you... when I saw that Shelby Cobra. Just a little, but I came nonetheless.

[V]

Instead of going all Alan Quatermain and trying to pip the ace at 1000 yards, he should have emptied the magazine. He would have stopped another few miles of mayhem.

[Timothy225]

Heard that, Vin. He was damn lucky he got a shot off that found its mark.

Never saw a flaming tire before! Very Ghost Rider!

[BillyG]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...show_crash.php

[V]

'incredible marksmanship'= blind shithouse luck...

[Abraham Smashington]

Best chase ever?

[B_Metal]

I like your granddad.

[Shit Dickface]

Perry is such a dumb, terrible motherfucker. My granddad hated him ever since he was on the Board of Agriculture and they got to meet with him. I remember Perry sending a picture of him and his wife and kids out as a holiday card once and my granddad opened it, looked at it, and threw it in the trash saying "If your grandma asks if we've gotten anything from that asshole, say no."