Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Ed Hocken]

Co-workers of mine are going to the Dallas office this week

I've been told, it'll be 100 with 70% humidity.

Got any suggestions, Russ?

[Captain Russ]

The only change I witnessed was that the poo-flingers were now drunk.

[Timothy225]

I became a proponent for evolution the second I started school. Some of the folks I went to classes with over the years definitely looked and acted like they threw their own poo.

Then I hit college...

[BillyG]

My ex was "skeptical" about evolution and one time got huffy and stomped her feet about "I'm not an ape!" and I explained to her, well good news, you're not. Science shows apes and humans both evolved from a species of lemur. Now that it's a cuter animal will you accept evolution without skepticism?

[Matt]

Ugh, HISD to "review" intelligent design for classrooms. If I have a kid they're going to a non-religious private school, fuck the cost involved. Soon all the smartest kids WILL be home-schooled because their parents don't want them in these jokes of school districts.

I have my issues with 'Doonesbury', but they absolutely NAILED this 'teaching ID issue' in the Sunday strip on the 10th.

[B_Metal]

They were probably just confused at what they were seeing.

"Wha-what is that?"

"'Fun?' What is this 'fun' you speak of?"

"Why are they doing that with their faces!?"

"SMILING? IT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS! I WANNA GO INSIDE!!!"

Yeah. Fuck that. I'd rather hang out with the kids who put gravel in their pockets for no reason.

That about sums it up. They seriously looked fucking lost. And yeah, my youngest could put a whole fucking dump truck full of rocks in his pants somehow.

Oh and that reminds me, yesterday my youngest walks up and has the sweetest smile, and says "here dad I got you something" so I like the good dad I am say "thank you son" and open my hand. He hands me a family of "rolly polly's" that are all balled up that he's been carrying around all morning. I thought they were rocks. Nope just pet rolly polly's.

[BillyG]

Good. We'll have professional Wall Ball instead.

We had a two story house for a while, and one whole side had zero windows. I wall balled my ass off.

[Captain Russ]

They were probably just confused at what they were seeing.

"Wha-what is that?"

"'Fun?' What is this 'fun' you speak of?"

"Why are they doing that with their faces!?"

"SMILING? IT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS! I WANNA GO INSIDE!!!"

Yeah. Fuck that. I'd rather hang out with the kids who put gravel in their pockets for no reason.

[B_Metal]

I get that, but at the place we go to the kids all get up and play after service and they all play together. Except those kids. They just sat by and watched with murderous intent. Scary little fuckers.

[Captain Russ]

I'd hardly call church the place to see kids being anything but bored-as-fuck. Independently or publicly educated.

Church people freak me out. Until they break out the donuts. Then they can talk Jesus and Isaac Yank'Em all the want, just gimme the sprinkles.

[B_Metal]

We had a shit load of them at Church last year. They moved. I sleep better now.

[Captain Russ]

They're at home. Where are you meeting all these kids?

[B_Metal]

Seriously man, home schooled kids freak me the fuck out. It's like Children of the Corn.

[Captain Russ]

Yup, gonna have a bunch of smart kids that don't know how to get in a game of four square let alone acclimate into society as adults.

Good. We'll have professional Wall Ball instead.

[BillyG]

RE: BILLY'S POST: That may be so but they'll all be serial killers due to not having exposure to the outside world.

Yup, gonna have a bunch of smart kids that don't know how to get in a game of four square let alone acclimate into society as adults.