Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[BillyG]

Some. I am actually thinking about wiring mine.

[gravedigger]

Do natives have surveillance cameras installed INSIDE the house?

[BillyG]

Obviously not a native. We all know to pull out your boot knife and dig it out.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahahahahahah

[gravedigger]

TEXAS,

[Abraham Smashington]

Teacher denies fondling student because she's too racist. wat?

[B_Metal]

The fuck? What the fuck is wrong with people?

[Abraham Smashington]

What the shit is going on with all of the people eating?

[B_Metal]

Fucking backwoods ass moran. Our kids school called us in to give us shit because ours had missed 4 days unexcused, and threatened us with court and fines and shit. So fucking dumb.

[Captain Russ]

Maybe next time she'll think twice about trying to be an autonomous member of society.

[Abraham Smashington]

Good jerb Texas.

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-te...ss-3357490.php

Not what I would like to see coming at my house.

[Shit Dickface]

Houston literally has a porn task force.

[B_Metal]

Man, little fuckers had a crime syndicate going.

[BillyG]

It gets better, my sister just told me this dude's brother was in her class and they would buy pot off them.