Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

Dallas won't be missed.

[BillyG]

It's Dallas. Fuck Dallas. They're already on quarantine.

[Abraham Smashington]

Good luck Texas.

[gravedigger]

Texas,

http://gawker.com/woman-steals-wine-...ory-1622747678

[BillyG]

Tacos are SERIOUS BUSINESS.

http://gawker.com/texas-man-armed-wi...cos-1480781514

Goddamn right they are.

[Captain Russ]

His name was Adam Kramer.

His name was Adam Kramer.

[gravedigger]

Tacos are SERIOUS BUSINESS.

http://gawker.com/texas-man-armed-wi...cos-1480781514

[B_Metal]

Some kids need a good slugging. Just not that kid, and not because of Foozeball.

[Captain Russ]

Football fucking sucks (outside of movies about it and Hard Knocks). So does that piece of shit.

[gravedigger]

Texas,

http://deadspin.com/teacher-slugs-mi...paign=fridayPM

[Abraham Smashington]

fucking lulz.

[B_Metal]

Hahahahaha, best comment......

Wouldn't it be easier to go into a grocery store naked and say it was a "fugue state"?

[Abraham Smashington]

haaha, he's screwed.

[gravedigger]

This is great.

http://gawker.com/man-fakes-violent-...e-a-1442690691

[B_Metal]

Do natives have surveillance cameras installed INSIDE the house?

Rural area natives for sure. Saw a shit ton of them when working for CPS.