Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

Oh Colbert, I <3 you. no homo.

[BillyG]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba..._stephen_c.php

Colbert takes on "pinko nanny commie" Texas for banning fireworks.

[BillyG]

Today I learned that Rick Perry honored DJ Screw as a Texas Music Pioneer. I love that on sooo many levels.

[B_Metal]

Missed this the other day. Apparently Lohan's not the only one getting light sentencing.

Idiot ass judges.

[B_Metal]

Rained at my house today for like an hour and it's already dry and fucking humid as shit. And no fireworks may be un'mericun, but at least my house won't burn down now.

[Matt]

we've had nothing BUT rain up here. It sucks.

[BillyG]

[Captain Russ]

Just wait until they get the taste for human flesh...

[BillyG]

Yeah, last year was shitty; this one looks to be the most shitty on record.

The deer I kill this year are going to be so skinny

I'll have to kill twice as many

[Captain Russ]

Seriously though, droughts suck. This is the worst one in like 117 years or some shit.

Yeah, last year was shitty; this one looks to be the most shitty on record.

[Abraham Smashington]

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THIS IS FOR YOU TEXAS

[BillyG]

It actually is supposed to rain for the next four days, but it cock teased us. The fucking clouds rolled in about 9, got dark as FUCK, and by 10 they were gone and we didn't see a drop. Maybe tomorrow.


Seriously though, droughts suck. This is the worst one in like 117 years or some shit.

[Captain Russ]

Pray harder.

Pray hard with a vengeance.

[BillyG]

God hates America because he won't let it rain

[Abraham Smashington]

UNAMERICAN