Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Captain Russ]

All we need is McCauley to leave Boring McBoring in the car and do his sworn duty.

[Ed Hocken]

Texas is a Pro-Waingro state.

Makes sense, as Texas SOLD OUR ASSSES out.

[BillyG]

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comment...your_children/

So our playgrounds are melting.

[Captain Russ]

Texas is a Pro-Waingro state.

[PHEDG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/7682606.html

In other news, Heat is being remade in Houston apparently.

I had to get it on. He was making a move. *I had to get it on.*

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/7682606.html

In other news, Heat is being remade in Houston apparently.

[Timothy225]

"The new guy, Howard? Grinds his teeth a lot, doesn't he?"
"Yeah. I don't think he sleeps either. Yet he does the work of 20 men."
"Boy ain't right. He just... ain't right."

[Lisa]

And lifting up his sofa single-handedly while vacuuming underneath it with the other, a-la the coked up neighbor in "There's Something About Mary."

[Captain Russ]

We'll find out for certain if they find him jogging at night.

[Lisa]

Back to what you and Howard said - that perhaps, MAYBE, just MAAAYBE, a couple of bricks might have gone missing. Perchance, yes, perchance...

[BillyG]

I haz a suspicion...

?!?

[Lisa]

I haz a suspicion...

[Howard]

*wipes nose* Yes. It was only 25.

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...o/7681613.html

Jogger finds 25 bricks of coke on Galveston beach. Yeah 25. Sure. Not 26 or 27. 25. Bullshit.

[BillyG]

http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011...n-nacogdoches/

Part of Space Shuttle Columbia found in Lake Nacogdoches thanks to the drought.