Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Timothy225]

Love the mugshot. He's got this look of "Whut?" on his face. "Ah ain't seein' whut the problem is, ossifer. Mah boy can drive jus' like his ol' man."

[BillyG]

Billy Joe Madden. Never has there been a more white trash name, grave.

Heat index 110 for the week. It was "only" 107 yesterday. Motherfucker.

[gravedigger]

I don't see what the big deal was, at least he had a designated driver...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_914385.html

(Yes, I realize this happened in Louisana but his final destination was Texas)

[BillyG]

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=8276109

Guns, Meth, and....Rocket Launchers?

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/7670842.html

Tillman's food and "entertainment" venues are pretty much the definition of mediocrity, but this was a really good story about him.

[B_Metal]

SUNUVABEEETCH!

[Captain Russ]

If the glove fits...

[Shit Dickface]

weeeeeeeelp

[BillyG]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...ik_oslo_ki.php

Jesus christ this is not the publicity we need.

[V]

Where's that *emojakecrossdressing.gif*?

Seriously... THIS guy is at THAT level of greatness!

[Shit Dickface]

*sadtransvestiteface*

[B_Metal]

It has it all, painted on eyebrows, ridiculous turquoise eyeshadow, purple cheeks, hooker red lipstick and the saddest "I'm in jail" face ever.

[Shit Dickface]

That picture seriously made my day.

[B_Metal]

hahahahahaha

Jake has the only appropriate response. Seriously Lulz

[Shit Dickface]

hahahahahaha