Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[BillyG]

I was Sam Houston in a former life, did you not know? And I'm not holding you responsible for these dickheads, just keeping up the appearance of the fabled Houston/Dallas rivalry for the tourists. Me still luv u.

[Captain Russ]

You're acting as if I'm personally responsible for this debacle.

A military contractor doing bad things under government protection? SAY IT AIN'T SO

And "we?" You were at San Jacinto, eh? Impressive you can type at your advanced state of old.

[BillyG]

A day off? Good thing we fought the final war for independence in Houston instead of Dallas, lest we chance the army taking the day off!

[Captain Russ]

HUH?

I take a day off and you Eggs Benedict Arnolds are all carving your backstabbing knives?

UWEBOLL SHIT

I do not forgive, and I do not forget.

[Abraham Smashington]

NEVAR 4GET

[B_Metal]

This thread took a helluva turn for Russry of Russington.

[BillyG]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-URNS!

[Abraham Smashington]

RUSS IS A SELLOUT! BOO THIS MAN!

[BillyG]

RUSS SOLD HIMSELF OUT!

[B_Metal]

LULZ Yeah, we kinda did.

[Abraham Smashington]

THEY SOLD YOU OUT RUSS.

[B_Metal]

No real Texan considers DFW part of the state anyway.

[BillyG]

DFW company. Russ' people not mine.

[Abraham Smashington]

Not cool Texas. Not cool at all.

[BillyG]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...dea_histor.php

Everything's bigger in Texas, including our angeldust!