Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Abraham Smashington]

I feel his pain. I remember when regular tacos were 39 cents then jumped to 79 center. Went there high out of my mind and ordered like 10 tacos but only had quarters on me because I was 16 and desperate with munchies then she was all "that's $9" and I flipped out. Killed my high.

awesome.

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...e/7489500.html

More proof the first "Americans" came via boat, and of course chose Texas. EARTH IS ONLY 3000 YEARS OLD crowd to follow.

[BillyG]

I feel his pain. I remember when regular tacos were 39 cents then jumped to 79 center. Went there high out of my mind and ordered like 10 tacos but only had quarters on me because I was 16 and desperate with munchies then she was all "that's $9" and I flipped out. Killed my high.

[Shit Dickface]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110321/...s_burrito_rage

[B_Metal]

Hahahahaha, I voted.

[Captain Russ]

Fuck yeah, bro.

RED YANKEES HATS FOR THE GARBAGE DUDES.

[B_Metal]

BUT we haz all teh oilz gaiz!!!

*begins arming just in case eejits get any bright ideas*

[BillyG]

GOD YES I want to fucking kill them. I bet they're patriots for wanting to secede.

I saw a dude in a crew cab F350 today with longhorns on the front...very JR.

[B_Metal]

And we still have idiots driving around with secession themed bumper stickers. Lulz

[Captain Russ]

Fucking fucky fucks.

[BillyG]

So that huge deficit that the fuckers won't raise taxes to cover? Their grand plan includes making state employees pay for parking during the work week (sure to go over like a lead balloon considering what they are paid) and to OPEN LIQUOR STORES ON SUNDAY. Now of course this should happen, but this is what the "family oriented conservatives" want to do to raise money? HILARIOUS. Oh, and it will make up to $7.5mil in tax revenue....so where's the rest of the billion coming from?

[B_Metal]

Oh and more good news from Texas! Rick "I wanna be your prez" Perry and his band of we-wont-raise-taxes-because-we-aint-pinkos-even-though-we-are-running-a-severe-deficit bunch are cutting hundreds of millions of dollars in Houston alone for important things like hospital, public school, and college aid funding. Cy-Fair ISD, the 3rd biggest district in Texas and biggest in Houston that all the precious lil snowflake parents move to, their president came out today and said that because of the Republicans ignorant refusal raise taxes just a tiiiiny part of a percentage point they are losing $80-100mil this year alone in things like...oh keeping the teachers employed.

If I had money to wager I'd bet the farm that somehow it's Obama's fault that Texas is in the shitter. I look for Perry to start hammering that shit soon.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Lisa]

How the fuck did we drop to #2?? HOW? Now I have to kill you all!

[BillyG]

Politically we are the goddamn worst. And that's leaving the partisan bullshit out of it, and just look at what you said, the neglect and arrogance. Texas has been propped up by the energy companies, but nobody wants to remember the 80s and what happened when the bubble popped.

[Captain Russ]

If we are talking strictly political assholery, Texas is leading the charge in many ways. So much neglect, arrogance and general pussified capitulation to the worst interests.

Jesus. Someone get Dave Simon down here.