Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Shit Dickface]

Yeah, I actually feel bad for La Migra, no joke. It's got to be a shit job. Unless you're a Nazi.

[B_Metal]

A lot don't and that's part of the problem. People keep dropping these unreal expectations on those guys and they're already doing more than they should. Sad situation and seemingly one that won't change anytime soon.

[Ed Hocken]

Okay, that I did not know.

[BillyG]

Yup, border patrol is the sheriff, state trooper, and town cops in south Texas.

[B_Metal]

You may not know this Ed but in certain stretches of land, border patrol has to double for local law enforcement. One of a thousand different reasons why our borders are such a joke.

[Ed Hocken]

Got nothing better to do, eh Border Patrol?

[Howard]

Leave Willie alone.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101127/...lson_marijuana

[Captain Russ]

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[Howard]

I didn't live there. We were bused in. The school had a high fence.

[BillyG]

You're not that old, the Homes was the hooooooooooood unless you were actually in Inwood. Last few years it's gotten better, long as you stay away from 45.

[Howard]

Remember. I'm old. Acres Home wasn't *that* bad when I went to Bethune.

[BillyG]

Howard, I never knew you sold rocks.

[Howard]

Hey! I went to 5th grade in Acres Home (Bethune Middle School).

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/7259585.html

Terrorist camps on the North Side of Houston. I believe that's just called Acres Homes (this in-joke brought to you for Billy, Howard, and Josh's benefit only).

[Lisa]

Jack Crawford: Look, admit we struck out this month. The lear jet is standing by. The basic lab stuff is on it. You, Zeller, Jimmy Price, the photographer. Anywhere he hits, we can be there in an hour and fifteen minutes. We get the call, we roll. The scene will be fresh. Fresher then we've ever had it.

Will Graham: It's not over yet.

Jack Crawford: Oh, for Christ's sake! It's a foregone conclusion! It's 11:30 P.M., the full moon is happening tonight. Give it up. Forget this month. It's too damn late.

Will Graham: I gave it up! Till you showed up with pictures of two dead families, knowing God damn well that I'd image families three, four, five and six. Right?

Jack Crawford: You're fucking right I did! And I'd do it again!

Will Graham: Great! But don't talk to me about late, pal! I'll tell you when it's too fucking late! Until then, we go as late as I wanna take it!

Best lines in that movie...

WHOOOTTT!!! TAG TEAM!!!

"Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying."

EDIT: And lo, a new Halloween avatar was born.