MASS EFFECT 3: The Mass Erectest

[Abraham Smashington]

I hope to hear of your exploits in the upcoming DLC to see if it makes it more palatable for you. I'll probably end up re-buying the game when it's 20 bucks and will go through the entire trilogy as an evil as fuck Shep.

[Captain Russ]

You know I'll buy it. But if I'm forced to do multiplayer, I'll shit pants. Not in them. Just a pair of pants. Out of my ass.

[Abraham Smashington]

Multiplayer was actually pretty fun when I was able to play.

[Captain Russ]

That's fine and all, but having it shoehorned into aspects of the single player rubbed me the wrong way.

[BillyG]

I'm not buying DLC unless Russ skeets all up on it.

[Captain Russ]

Skeeting may or may not occur.

[gravedigger]

Oh, for crying out loud...

  Spoiler: final mission 

I said goodbye to everyone on the ship so I wouldn't have to play "stay cool, have a good summer!" once I got boots on the ground. WTF. I scrubbed my mission attempt because I spent 45 minutes catching up with everyone.

[Martin]

Ordered for 30$, free shipping...

[gravedigger]

The ending is not eye SARS.

  Spoiler: ending 

Two things-

1- it's kind of shitty that after saying things like "all your decisions in the three games will factor into the ending" it really boiled down to being a contestant on Let's Make A Deal. I understand it would be nigh impossible to make a fully customized ending but it seems like they didn't try too hard.

2- It was a TERRIBLE asthetic choice to have a "Hai guise, buy the DLC that's coming soon!" placard after the coda. Just go to the title screen, man. We all know how the games industry works now. There's obviously DLC coming down the road.

That said, I chose door 2 and went with symbiosis. It was totally the Matrix ending but I liked it. Maybe because I finally got over my anger with the Matrix ending years ago?

Now to go back through the thread and read the spoiler posts.

[Abraham Smashington]

I chose the

  Spoiler: spoileruz 

DESTROY ALL TECHNOLOGY ending. I decided that the world would be better off hunting and gathering again.

[Martin]

I'm an hour in. On Mars. So far so good.

[Nathan]

The combat is much more challenging in this one.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Timothy225]

That kept you entranced for about an hour, huh?

[Captain Russ]

Femshep looks fucking weird, man.