MASS EFFECT 3: The Mass Erectest

[Abraham Smashington]

Nothing a little ShepCream couldn't get rid of.

[Captain Russ]

She looked directly into the Ark.

[Abraham Smashington]

but those tittiessssss

[Captain Russ]

And the ass.

[Captain Russ]

Had to adjust the camera speed to compensate for the absolutely fucktarded targeting at the end and Marauder Shields is dead again.

When I looked at the ending for a second time,

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the sheer ineptitude on display when placed within the confines of the game's own logic just bottles the mind. It must be intentional. No way the writing team (which has had its share of restaffing) would go to all that trouble to construct something from the ground up for years, and just use a sledgehammer forged from illogic, contradiction, and cliché-ridden genre tropes to tear it all down.

[BillyG]

So you got the red ending this time?

[Captain Russ]

You're goddamn right I did.

[B_Metal]

ICWUTUDIDTHUR

[Master Shake]

Jesus christ, an Asari Adept played right is an assist-generating machine. You're basically the alley-oop partner for every Explosion type and Burst. If you have at least one guy on your team that's competent, the two of you could clear hallways on Silver no problem.

ASARI ADEPT IS CREDIT TO TEAM

[Abraham Smashington]

YEsss. So I banged Diana and then I went to talk to Liara and she's all like "I know what you did last summer....I'm not playing gamez" And I'm all like "C'Mon baby, she didn't mean nothing to me. She just had dat assss" but Liara was like NOPE.

SMASH CUT TO:

CITADEL - Day

LIARA- "Oh Shepard, I miss my mother..."

Abe Shepard- "Tell me more about her"

Liara- "Blah lbha blabh history books"

Abe Shepard-" Tell me more about her, I'm listening"

Liara- "Blah blah blah, I'm glad we're friends"

Abe Shepard- "Fuck that noise, let's bang again Diana didn't mean anything"

Liara- "Ok"

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED-Rekindle a romance*

LIKE A BAWSSSS

[BillyG]

I think that's exactly how mine went. Get the blue poonanny.

[Nathan]

Got it. Intro was pretty Badass. I think I killed that kid.

[BillyG]

You'll wish that.

[gravedigger]

Banshees. D: D: D:

I'm liking this game more the longer it goes. I'm almost afraid to see the ending at this point. Also, WTF Miranda why holochat I want all up in dem guts like everyday.

[gravedigger]

Man what

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Man, FUCK those chicken-legged motherfuckers. Trying to blow up the Geth Dreadnaught with me in it. It was so satisfying kicking that asshole off my ship. The geth server mission was a nice change of pace after the complete nightmare that was the dreadnaught. Seriously, that mission was almost as painful as the Library from the first Halo. Terrible.