MASS EFFECT 2: THE SPOILER THREAD

[Abraham Smashington]

Last night I almost raped Jack again. Was a weird situation.

[Shit Dickface]

I love the used game seller on the Citadel.

"These new RPGS just aren't the same. Back in my day it took 5 hours in real time to fly where you wanted to go"

Also, I fucking love being EVIL in this game so much. SOOOO MUCH.

The Citadel Gamestop clerk also says something about asari/hanar porn games that had me rolling.

[Abraham Smashington]

The Drill Sergeant talking about Newton was aces as well.

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[Abraham Smashington]

Miranda grabbed my junk, but then sat down at her desk and said "Piss off, I need to work." I can't wait to haterape her.

I've been unable to get her to say anything besides that. She's loyal and everything. Oh well. Totally gonna fuck Jack as Evil Abraham Shepard and will have sex with Miranda as Good Buff Shepard.

[Captain Russ]

I broke them rules right off in they ass and went with the Quarian Horizontal Maneuver.

[Howard]

You can't have sex with Jack unless you're evil? Lame. Totally reading these spoilers as I have zero interest in this series. I know, I know. Just doesn't grab me though.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm sure you can fuck Jack either way,but since I always go EVIL for the first time I'm trying to bang the type of chick that I would try to have sex with back in the day.....when I was EVIL.

[Captain Russ]

You can't have sex with Jack unless you're evil? Lame. Totally reading these spoilers as I have zero interest in this series. I know, I know. Just doesn't grab me though.

No, you can totally be Jesus Shepard and have your way with the Suicide Girl.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, getting those spam emails in your account is great. I seriously love this fucking game.

[Captain Russ]

I wanna meet that asshole who escaped the prison ship and sent me that fucked up message.

He/she/it is gonna get put to the gethpike.

[Captain Russ]

Just realized one of my lone "shitty decision" play-throughs for Mass Erect 1, where I killed Wrex and the council and generally was a baby-killer/Andrew Dice Clay type was deleted at some point.

I wanted to start that one up...and it wasn't there.

I may have to redux the original game again...*has a sad*

[Shit Dickface]

fffuuuckkk that ending too bad I picked "continue the game" instead of "start a new one with this character". Shit.

[Captain Russ]

I'm gonna put the suicide back in suicide mission this time around.

No side-missions, no pussified closure bullshit, and no upgrades to the ship.

Oh yeah. Imma kill the FUCK outta my team.

[Captain Russ]

And another thing: what the fuck do the Quarians look like under those dumbshit helmets!?

I banged Tali into the ER and still nothing. BOO. Fucking BOO-URNS, Bioweenus.

[BillyG]

What are the continue the game and start a new game with the same character differences? I mean, does the same character mean exactly the same, class, sex, etc.? I was planning on starting a new game with a female renegade badass with a new class once I finish the first play through.

Oh, and Miranda is a huge fucking tease. Last night Shep was putting down the strong pimp moves. She was all cooing in his ear "ohhh I want you big cap'n Shep" and Shep was like "yaaaaaaaaaa spread them legs" then she said "no no no I need to think about that" and went back to her desk.