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  • #46
    I don't really like my female renegade badass. I'm so busy trying to make her mean that she just comes off as stupid.

    Tali: "No, you can take the research, just let me take this crazy fucking quarian off your hands."
    Shepard: "NO FUCK YOU WE NEED HIM TOO."
    Tali: "You don't understand, the knowledge is IN THIS DEVICE WHICH I AM GOING TO LET YOU HAVE."
    Shepard: "FUCK THAT IT'S ALL OR NOTHING WE WON'T TORTURE HIM WE'LL JUST FURTHER SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BY TAKING HIM IN FOR INTERROGATION."
    Tali: "One more time. FOR THE CHEAP SEATS, YOU IGNORANT BITCH. YOU DON'T NEED HIM."
    Shepard: "Yeah? I don't need YOUR BULLSHIT. We're leaving. Grab that web-toed fuck and let's get out of here."
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

    ~    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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    • #47
      Originally posted by BillyG View Post

      Oh, and Miranda is a huge fucking tease. Last night Shep was putting down the strong pimp moves. She was all cooing in his ear "ohhh I want you big cap'n Shep" and Shep was like "yaaaaaaaaaa spread them legs" then she said "no no no I need to think about that" and went back to her desk.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #48
        man fuck you
        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

        ~        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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        • #49
          I really like you Miranda. But this is the fourth time I've gone to your office, you told me all about how you want my cock...but then told me you need to wait.

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          • #50
            Krogan Homeworld = Michael Vick's favorite world.

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            • #51
              IT FINALLY HAPPENED! FETAL POSITION CRYING ITT

              *is consoled by a slightly disgusted Miranda*
              "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

              "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

              ~              *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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              • #52
                Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                Krogan Homeworld = Michael Vick's favorite world.

                Hilarious. I said the same thing when I was there. haha.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #53
                  Just got the geth sniper. I think it's damn cool you can fail the loyalty mission. I failed Zaeed's and Tali's.

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                  • #54
                    I totally failed Tali's.

                    Just beat the game. No sex for me this go-around thanks to a drunken mishap with Jack. But, I WANT ME3 right fucking now. So much goddamn win, this game right here.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #55
                      Miranda just keeps telling me she will "come by next time it's quiet" but I have no idea when it's supposed to get quiet considering we are saving the universe.

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                      • #56
                        Goddamn, this game is gonna be a bitch to beat this year for GoTY.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #57
                          I failed Thane's when you do the catwalk stalk.

                          I immediately reloaded it saved his dumbshit son.

                          I was half-asleep, which would explain the failure.

                          And of course, I lost no one and I AM KROGAN WINNAR.
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • #58
                            I HATE YOU. I honestly wish I would have reloaded after Tali's mission. Ugh. Oh well. Time to start all over again. Are there achievements for SUPER EVIL and SUPER GOOD on this one? I didn't get one, and I was over 75% evil during my first go around.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #59
                              There are extra dialogue options if you play the story a certain way.

                              Talking to everyone at the trial and having done Legion's stuff beforehand gave me a new option to persuade the council to go/not go to war with the geth on their homeworld.

                              Second time through, I didn't do that, dooming the allergic aliens to be doomed at a later date.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #60
                                Finally got Miranda's sweet ass. And jesus christ, most videogame/comic babes are crazy proportioned, but Miranda is like...miraculous.

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