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  • Gonna see that tomorrow. Too much cleaning to do to make the old people time.

    It will be the antithesis of straight baby thighs.

    Instead, getting drunk and building a perfect utopia is in the cards.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • Loafing or LOAFING?
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • Songs that I did at karaoke last night:
        - Sweet Transvestite
        - Folsom Prison Blues
        - Monkey Wrench
        - I'm On Fire
        - Gold Digger
        - Mister Cellophane
        - Picture (yeah, the Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow one, sang it with Sylvia, it was pretty hilarious)
        - The Internet is for Porn
        - A Whole New World (I sang Jasmine's part, my friend Cat did Aladdin's part, that ruled)
        - Last Goodbye
        - Suffragette City

        No, I was not drunk for any of this. We had a blast. Plus I got compliments for my sangin' skills. Gonna go see Cap today and then meet Discotits for a couple of drinks and more karaoke in Koreatown.
        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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        • My buddy I've been playing WoW with for the last six years is on a road trip, and coming through Houston tonight. I've got -

          2 racks pork spare ribs
          6 Hot Italian sausages
          6 Queso Poblano brauts
          Cheesy potato casserole
          Chili Con Queso
          4 six packs of craft beer
          1 bottle Jonnie Walker

          Our other friends coming are bringing wine (wtf?) mystery sides, and my best friend's wife has figured out how to make the Chuy's green dip so I will be destroying that. Tonight shall be a good fucking time.

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          • My #3 sister is in town for the Brickyard on Sunday. As she is the planner(read: bossy one), she has hiking on tap for us today. We've got a heat advisory in effect and possibility of strong thunderstorms, so I'm going to try to talk her out of it.

            Gotta work tomorrow and Sunday is wiiiiiide open.
            Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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            • Going to Red Hot Art tomorrow (local art/music festival a friend of mine does), seeing Cap'n, recording a BDR and SRIR episode, gaming, sexing, eating, relaxing.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Splitting at 3 PM for home, relaxing the rest of the night. Tomorrow and Sunday last minute clean-up before the bathroom restoration takes place (perfect excuse to clean the rest of the house, too).

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                • Going to buy another part for the show tomorrow, probably will see The Devil's Double. I also want to attend a downtown get together on Sunday afternoon and proceed to waste money by drinking Schlitz™: The offical beer of MITCHELL.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • Going to the Watts Over Owatanna RC Fly In 2011 tomorrow. Meeting my fellow quad friend who is flying there. Hopefully it won't be too hot or lame.

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                    • going to Aliso Viejo tomorrow to get Sylvia's GRE tutor in order, then going to a thing at a church, then going to eat free food until my dick falls off, then gonna go get drunk at a friend's birthday party, then gonna put my dick back on and fuck. Not sure about Sunday.
                      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                      ~
                      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                      • so basically
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                        ~
                        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                        • I don't get it.
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • Instead of all that living life and stuff you pussies are doing, I'll be sitting in my union suit trying to prove to myself that I am better than Michael Winslow at being Michael Winslow.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • Made it to Cleveland.
                              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                              • I'm down & out flat broke till NEXT freaking weekend, and George has to work, so I'm staying in tomorrow to cook (don't fucking laugh, bitches!), do laundry, and clean. Then on Sunday, I'll head out for George's place. We'll probably go see "Rise of the Planet of the Apes", and grab some dinner. I'm sure he'll also need to hit Home Depot or Lowes, at which point I can grab his ass when he bends over to look at something on a lower shelf.

                                What? Why waste the opportunity? The man has a fine set of cheeks.
                                2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                                INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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