You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Abraham Smashington]

She kinda looks like Ganush from Drag me to Hell. Good on her for persevering.

[I_Cassini]

Yowsa! I found a youtube about her story.

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[BillyG]

Your avatar makes me sad. Looks like our HR director. And not the cool gay one.

[Abraham Smashington]

That article makes me sad.

[BillyG]

All "I wish it was me jokes aside" that is a really horrible affliction to be cur...

ahh fuck who am I kidding, the chance to eat chicken fried steak 5 times a day and not gain a pound would be BOSS HAWG

[Ed Hocken]

SWEET JESUS!

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Abraham Smashington]

You sound fat....

The 21-year-old from Austin, Texas, must eat every 15 minutes....

wait......

[Timothy225]

Well you can tell Jake doesn't eat fast food anymore, he missed the obvious BurgerKing sign in the background. My fatass however......*shoots self*

Fast food was the first thing to go when I started at the gym, and I don't miss it at all. For example, though it's been awhile since I've hit the weights, I still can't and won't eat at McDonalds. It's anathema to me, tastes lousy and ... I just can't do it.

[Shit Dickface]

Plus it's not as aesthetically bereft as McDonald's god what the hell is wrong with me

[B_Metal]

GUILE GET OUT OF MCDONALD'S WHILE YOU STILL CAN E. HONDA IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Also, 232lb. as of Monday. Even my 38s are starting to look baggy on me.

Well you can tell Jake doesn't eat fast food anymore, he missed the obvious BurgerKing sign in the background. My fatass however......*shoots self*

[Matt]

That should be your first damned clue that you need to start losing weight. JEEEEEEEZUS.

Also, congrats on the weight loss, Jake!

[Abraham Smashington]

Nice Jake!

[Ed Hocken]

DAMN!

[Shit Dickface]

GUILE GET OUT OF MCDONALD'S WHILE YOU STILL CAN E. HONDA IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Also, 232lb. as of Monday. Even my 38s are starting to look baggy on me.

[Abraham Smashington]