You sound fat: THE THREAD

[Abraham Smashington]

I want to know who is putting the cookies in a pile to taunt her.

[Nathan]

Hey kid. Stop buying your mom all of that food.

[Abraham Smashington]

gotdamn.

[Abraham Smashington]

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[IggytheBorg]

Is that squishiness on the inside or the outside? If it's on the inside, the gym's not gonna help, me lad. . .

[Shit Dickface]

Had Frito Pie last night right before bed. Had two burgers, two hotdogs, potato salad, and beans a few hours before along with a ton of beer. Also, Sierra Nevada 30-Year is really, really good.

Anyway, I'm feeling really squishy today. Can't wait to hit the gym tomorrow.

[Abraham Smashington]

HAHAHAHHAHA.

THAR SHE BLOWS!

[nerdious dorkus]

[Lisa]

MONGO HAVE GLAND PROBLEM.

(*Dies!*)

I am going to burn in HELL for laughing that hard!

[Captain Russ]

Honestly, it probably comes down to the fact that she was flying stand-by and the fatso had a reserved seat. HOWEVER, the fat kid should have known he'd have to buy two seats to fit the wide load. ALSO, you are 14 years old and need TWO SEATS?! WHAT. THE. FUCK.

MONGO HAVE GLAND PROBLEM.

[gravedigger]

Honestly, it probably comes down to the fact that she was flying stand-by and the fatso had a reserved seat. HOWEVER, the fat kid should have known he'd have to buy two seats to fit the wide load. ALSO, you are 14 years old and need TWO SEATS?! WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Lisa]

Look it's either one or the other, Southwest. You either go "NO FAT CHICKS" or "YES, FAT CHICKS". You can't have it both ways.

Next they'll tell all the normal sized people that they have to get off the plane to make room for another batch of normal sized people.

[Ed Hocken]

That's fine for your personal life. But not when it comes to running an airline. You can't run hot/cold on being discriminatory.

[Abraham Smashington]

MAYBE FAT CHICKS?

[Ed Hocken]

Look it's either one or the other, Southwest. You either go "NO FAT CHICKS" or "YES, FAT CHICKS". You can't have it both ways.