New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[gravedigger]

Gareth Evans is my new lord and master. That looks so awesome.

[Martin]

Looks good.

[Abraham Smashington]

I still really enjoy the first one and will totally check this one out.

[Captain Russ]

Blergh

[Matt]

I just don't like Robert Rodriguez. Can't put my finger on why, but there's something about his films that simply do not click with me.

[Anderson]

I just don't like Robert Rodriguez. Can't put my finger on why, but there's something about his films that simply do not click with me.

I like what the guy wants to do, but he makes way too many concessions to create what he wants.

That and Jessica Alba not getting naked as Nancy is fucking stupid. If you don't want to strip down to play a stripper, then don't take the fucking role.

[gravedigger]

Nancy's still a not-naked stripper, huh?

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll be excited for all of us guys. I GOT THIS.

I have no issues with Robert, I see the issues with Nancy but don't give a shit besides wanting to see tits but I have porn for that, but I really just fucking LOVE Rourke as Marv. That's what I loved so much about the first one. It's weird that Clive isn't coming back as Dwight but Brolin could do some good work.

[Anderson]

I'll be excited for all of us guys. I GOT THIS.

I have no issues with Robert, I see the issues with Nancy but don't give a shit besides wanting to see tits but I have porn for that, but I really just fucking LOVE Rourke as Marv. That's what I loved so much about the first one. It's weird that Clive isn't coming back as Dwight but Brolin could do some good work.

It's about more than not wanting to see tits.

It's about doing a job. If you're a firefighter, you show up with a hose and gear. You don't show up with a bag full of kittens and cake.

If you agree to something, stick to the details of the job.

That being said, they're using the last good Sin City tales for this one. Everything else is going to be meh.

[gravedigger]

The thing with Owen and Brolin is explained in the original stories, actually. I don't remember the specifics because it's been so long but Dwight had to have a new face put together. I can't remember if he got seriously jacked up or if it was an identity thing because he was running from some badder guys. Maybe Manute fucked him up really good?

And, hey, who are they going to get to play Manute?

[Abraham Smashington]

The thing with Owen and Brolin is explained in the original stories, actually. I don't remember the specifics because it's been so long but Dwight had to have a new face put together. I can't remember if he got seriously jacked up or if it was an identity thing because he was running from some badder guys. Maybe Manute fucked him up really good?

Yeah, I know the stuff about Dwight in the books but I really enjoy Clive Owen.

[Anderson]

The thing with Owen and Brolin is explained in the original stories, actually. I don't remember the specifics because it's been so long but Dwight had to have a new face put together. I can't remember if he got seriously jacked up or if it was an identity thing because he was running from some badder guys. Maybe Manute fucked him up really good?

And, hey, who are they going to get to play Manute?

Manute will be played by Dennis Haysbert.

[Ben Thomas]

I hear what you're saying about Rodriguez, I've never quite been able to love his films either, much as I want to. But Sin City is probably his best film and more Rourke as Marv is enough for me.

[Abraham Smashington]

BEN GETS IT.

[Matt]

Rourke was the best thing in SIN CITY. I could watch a whole film of Marv.