RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Abraham Smashington]

Reynolds flat out hated Boogie Nights.

[FilmNerdJamie]

What do you expect from the guy who cried during Anchorman?

[FilmNerdJamie]

Elysium, Neil Blomkamp's next sci-fi epic, has both a release date (March 8, 2013) and its villain (Wagner Moura from the Elite Squad films in Brazil) as per Latino Review.

[Bobby Bear]

I liked it in a "Saw it once, entertained for my two hours but will never see again" kinda way.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly, except for that early explosive moment from Lundgren. That's something I could re-watch almost as easily as any number of Punisher: War Zone *ahem* "removals."

I'd heard that Henry Cavill was cast as Superman by Christopher Nolan; not Zack Snyder or WB.

That's sort of intimated in this month's Empire. It certainly emphasizes his influence on the decision, anyway. Nolan talks about him "blowing them away" when he screen-tested (or words to that effect), if I remember correctly.

[Anderson]

Troy and/or Jamie:

Any advanced word on 'Thor' yet? Have they done any test screenings or anything?

Nothing yet outside of EPK style shit. They are building a screening pattern to hit heavy throughout April almost Star Trek style. So, if you're in a top 20 city...you've got great odds at seeing this shit early.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Non-news Arrested Development Movie Remark #5612345523453245

Seriously enough.

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't want that movie to EVER come out.

[FilmNerdJamie]

It's dead slow news day like these I wish some fucktard dweeb at Comic Book Movie would spread some Internet bullshit item.

"JUSTIN BIEBER CAST AS HARRY OSBORNE IN THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN!"
"EXCLUSIVE! GARY OLDMAN GIVES ANOTHER MEANINGLESS QUOTE ABOUT THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!"
"BREAKING! CHRISTOPHER NOLAN POOPS!"

[V]

THIS JUST IN!

JAKE LISTENS TO A BAND THAT ACTUALLY HAS MEN IN IT!

[FilmNerdJamie]

"DEVELOPING! KEIRA KNIGHTLY SHOULD EAT A SANDWICH!"

[BillyG]

"DEVELOPING! KEIRA KNIGHTLY SHOULD EAT MAH PENIS"

Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'm FilmNerdJamie, and I approve that message! And frankly, we should all have our dicks cleaned by Keira Knightly! IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!

[Martin]

I'm FilmNerdJamie, and I approve that message! And frankly, we should all have our dicks cleaned by Keira Knightly! IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!

Ahhhhhhhhh.. if I'm not the first I think I'll pass.... I'll have the Tron versionb of Olivia Wilde clean mine instead.

[FilmNerdJamie]

That's perfectly fine, bud. Wilde can clean my penis too. Yes, even after your first dibs.

[Martin]

No problems then! It's just that I wouldn't want to be Keira's 25th dick in the day, that's all.