RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[FilmNerdJamie]

So everyone at AICN apparently fucking loves "Battle: LA".

So it's shit, I take it. Shall avoid then.

[Ed Hocken]

For the 15 years AICN has been around, I can safely say I can't think of a single memorable review.

It's a news and rumor site.

[Abraham Smashington]

BLADE II REVIEW.

The Superman script review.

Episode 1 review.

[Abraham Smashington]

and I don't even really go there that much.

[Ed Hocken]

Ah yes the Superman script review. The day the internet had a heart attack.

Now I remember the Batman: Year One script review. Ah yes, have a beer and cheets on his wife.

[FilmNerdJamie]

None of those which I read.

[Captain Russ]

For the 15 years AICN has been around, I can safely say I can't think of a single memorable review.

If by this you mean memorable as in accurate, then you have been going to the wrong site for anything approaching accurate.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Best thing to come outta AICN were two things: it jump-started the movie-news sites and McWeeny. That's it.

[Captain Russ]

I got three words:

Danny

Glover's

Dickblood

[Ed Hocken]

Now to just waitagoddamnminute

ChickenGeorgeVII

GAME. SET. MATCH.

[Abraham Smashington]

YEs.

[Captain Russ]

And then there's the older Seagal stuff from Vern.

That was pretty awesome (though the 80's Action Guide from Ruthless took his ball and ran with it all the way to the blood bank).

[Ed Hocken]

Oh and I forgot Vern. I haven't read his books but I always thought that he was the original Moltisanti.

[Matt]

Vern is aces.

[Anderson]

I usually trust Nordling. He dug it.

I know Nordling. I'm cool with Nordling, but he's Harry lite.


Battle: LA was garbage. But, Red Riding Hood was utter garbage that was better before WB went Weinstein all over it.