RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[FilmNerdJamie]

That's why God invented hand sanitizer.

[Martin]

Except it doesn't kill the herpes in her mouth that Number 19 just gave her....

[V]

You pays yer money, you takes yer chances...

[Abraham Smashington]

So everyone at AICN apparently fucking loves "Battle: LA".

[Matt]

I was very surprised to see B:LA getting 3 stars in today's paper.

Read the ZERO STAR review for 'Red Riding Hood' in today's paper if you want a good laugh, though.

[Abraham Smashington]

Shocker that Red Riding got zero stars. I was lulzing over the people here saying it looked good. haha

[Ed Hocken]

So everyone at AICN apparently fucking loves "Battle: LA".

Fucking shocking.


Ebert hated Battle: LA, complete with signature worthy conclusion:

Young men: If you attend this crap with friends who admire it, tactfully inform them they are idiots. Young women: If your date likes this movie, tell him you've been thinking it over, and you think you should consider spending some time apart.

[Abraham Smashington]

I usually trust Nordling. He dug it.

[Ed Hocken]

I don't think I've relied on an AICN review IN years.

Now a days it's pretty much The AV Club.

[BillyG]

I stopped reading AICN after the VaginaBlade Monologues.

[Abraham Smashington]

I still love that fucking review TO DEATH.

[Matt]

I find that the Star Tribune reviewer, Colin Covert, is usually pretty dead on. I've disagreed with him a few times (like on 'Watchmen') but he's pretty well alligned with my tastes for the most part.

[Captain Russ]

Fucking shocking.

Ebert hated Battle: LA, complete with signature worthy conclusion:

Ebert is just as hit-or-miss these days.

[Ed Hocken]

Don't get me wrong, Ebert's word isn't god. I just thought it was a good paragraph.

[Captain Russ]

He can pull some good stuff out once in a while, but I think the cancer took his cattiness and stomped it into the ground.